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- Abdul AlRazhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean male or female.
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, deer run too fast!

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Osama: Nu, am zis eu ca vreau sa intru?
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“Am 10 copii acasa si daca as mai face unul as avea o echipa de buy viagra online fotbal!”
“Eeii”, spune americanul, “eu am 15 copii acasa si daca ma mai fortez o data imi fac o echipa de fotbal american!”
In sfarsit, arabul zice: “Eu am 17 neveste acasa”. Face o pauza in timp ce soarbe tacticos din pahar. “Daca imi mai iau una, imi fac teren de golf!”

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- Ahrem bahra mahji COLA!
Barmanul buy viagra on line foarte nelamurit, il intreaba:
- Un pahar mare si rece cu ce?

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