Un politai sa o ajute o incuraja, „hai ca poti impinge…” Tiganca avea gemeni. Scoate unu capu afara din pasarica se uita intra la loc si ii zice celuilalt: – Coaie hai prin spate ca …
A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……
Don't take your troubles to bed
Despite the old saying, „Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many men still sleep with their wives !!
Doi pensionari stateau in parc pe o banca, cand vad o blonda.
Unul dintre ei spune:-Vezi blonda aia? Moare dupa mine!Celalalt raspunde:-Cum asa ?Primul pensionar:-Ca doar n-o sa moara inaintea mea !
Would you quit drinking?
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) you might have seen the following poster: