{"id":10064,"date":"2011-04-07T14:52:10","date_gmt":"2011-04-07T11:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=10064"},"modified":"2011-04-07T14:52:10","modified_gmt":"2011-04-07T11:52:10","slug":"le-ballet-de-testosteron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/04\/le-ballet-de-testosteron\/","title":{"rendered":"Le ballet de testosteron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un num\u0103r de telefon z\u0103c\u00e2nd \u00een agenda din spatele biroului colegului de la cel\u0103lalt departament. At\u00e2t lipsea din calea revela\u0163iei de sezon, cea mai num\u0103rul unu dup\u0103 multiplul de chit\u0103ri din martie.<br \/>\nTe-a p\u0103lit anestezia de prim\u0103vara? Sim\u0163i ca mu\u015fchii, \u00een loc s\u0103 se flexeze natural, cl\u0103mp\u0103ne sincopat \u00een fa\u0163a l\u0103mpii din monitorul corporatrist?<br \/>\nEi bine, p\u0103zea \u00eencheieturi, fugi\u0163i mutre crispe, la o parte falduri, timpul e s\u0103 va cutremura\u0163i: <em>Alors on danse! <\/em><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10066\" href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/04\/le-ballet-de-testosteron\/1-10\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10066\" title=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"282\" height=\"334\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>N-am re\u0163inut numele lui <em>sensei<\/em>, site web n-am g\u0103sit, \u015ftiu doar c\u0103 tonusul de dup\u0103 alea dou\u0103 ore de scos unt pe band\u0103 \u015fi kilometri de sudoare, poate fi tradus prin (se aplic\u0103 toate):<br \/>\na) entuziasmul \u00eenceputului<br \/>\nb) euforia nout\u0103\u0163ii<br \/>\nc) agita\u0163ia total\u0103<br \/>\nd) s\u0103 \u00eemi trag una c\u00e2t de tare a fost<br \/>\nNormal ar fi s\u0103 nu \u00eemi trag una mie ins\u0103mi ci \u0103luia din fa\u0163a mea. Pentru \u00eenceput \u00een joac\u0103, \u00een niciun caz distructiv sau destabilizator, sau ce cuvinte a mai folosit tipul grizonat \u015fi doct \u00een timp ce explica schema.<br \/>\nN-am re\u0163inut niciun termen specific (\u00een afar\u0103 de round kick sau low kick de la Chuck Norris ori cro\u015feu \u015fi direct\u0103 de la meciurile de box). Dar am tr\u0103it fiecare secund\u0103 tatonarea, tensiunea, explozia.<br \/>\nIar pentru continuitate, impresii de lung\u0103 durata ori proiec\u0163ii de viitor, ei bine, am o vorba: &#8222;timp e berechet&#8221;.<br \/>\nLa 12 intr\u0103ri pe lun\u0103 pentru care dai 85 lei s\u0103 te tot \u00eenscrii la \u00eencep\u0103tori. Spa\u0163iu pentru dezm\u0103\u0163 e suficient, condi\u0163ii de manifestare acceptabile, dificult\u0103\u0163i de adaptare mici, atmosfera deloc orgolioas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10067\" href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/04\/le-ballet-de-testosteron\/2-8\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10067\" title=\"2\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"370\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Mens sana in corpore non-gr\u0103sano<\/em>, c\u0103 la ce exerci\u0163ii \u00ee\u0163i supui fizicul, n-are cum s\u0103 i\u0163i displac\u0103 sau s\u0103 renun\u0163i rapid. Dac\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 \u00een ultimul semestru cel mai efort a fost dusul paharului de cocktail la gur\u0103 \u015fi urcatul \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2i acolo, nu schimba absolut nimic e\u015fti bine. Sau du-te \u00een Twice, mai vezi o buc\u0103, ceva.<br \/>\n\u00cen mai pu\u0163ine cuvinte, e la fel ca la droguri: prima doz\u0103 este moca. Dup\u0103 care ajungi s\u0103 \u00eel a\u015ftep\u0163i mai disperat dec\u00e2t t\u0103v\u0103leala cu urm\u0103toarea femeie a visurilor pe urm\u0103torul antrenament de kick boxing.<br \/>\nSau sunt eu un pic mai obsedat de \u00eencerc\u0103ri noi dec\u00e2t media.<br \/>\nComplexul Lia Manoliu, miercuri 21-22:30, vineri 19-20:30 \u015fi s\u00e2mb\u0103ta 11-13.<br \/>\n\u00centreba\u0163i la poart\u0103 de sala de box \u015fi aia e.<br \/>\nAmin!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Max<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un num\u0103r de telefon z\u0103c\u00e2nd \u00een agenda din spatele biroului colegului de la cel\u0103lalt departament. At\u00e2t lipsea din calea revela\u0163iei de sezon, cea mai num\u0103rul unu dup\u0103 multiplul de chit\u0103ri din martie. Te-a p\u0103lit anestezia &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}