{"id":1009,"date":"2008-03-29T22:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/29\/operatie-pe-creier\/"},"modified":"2008-03-29T22:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:29:00","slug":"operatie-pe-creier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/operatie-pe-creier\/","title":{"rendered":"Operatie pe creier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Medicul iese transpirat din sala de operatii. Se \u00eent\u00eelneste cu un alt  medic care \u00eel \u00eentreaba ce s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat. La care acesta raspunde:<br \/>&#8211; Am avut o operatie foarte grea. Pacientul, un politist, nu prezenta activitate cerebrala. I-am deschis calota craniana si nu \u00eemi venea sa cred ochilor. Era goala. Doar un fir de ata. Timp de 4 ore, m-am g\u00eendit daca sa tai ata sau nu. P\u00eena la urma, am taiat-o. Si ce crezi ca s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat?<br \/>&#8211; Ce s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat?<br \/>&#8211; I-au cazut urechile<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Medicul iese transpirat din sala de operatii. Se \u00eent\u00eelneste cu un alt medic care \u00eel \u00eentreaba ce s-a \u00eent\u00eemplat. La care acesta raspunde:&#8211; Am avut o operatie foarte grea. Pacientul, un politist, nu prezenta activitate &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}