{"id":1010,"date":"2008-03-29T22:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/29\/doua-blonde-calatoresc-cu-trenul\/"},"modified":"2008-03-29T22:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:39:00","slug":"doua-blonde-calatoresc-cu-trenul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/doua-blonde-calatoresc-cu-trenul\/","title":{"rendered":"Doua blonde calatoresc cu trenul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doua blonde calatoresc cu trenul. In compartiment  cu ele calatoreste un barbat \u00een v\u00e2rsta si cu barba. Una dintre ele ii sopteste celeilalte:<br \/>&#8211; Uita-te! Asta-i Mircea cel Batr\u00e2n&#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Ce proasta esti. Ala e mort de vreo 5 &#8211; 600 de ani.<br \/>In acel moment un alt barbat intra in compartiment, si-l saluta pe barbos:<br \/>&#8211; Salut Mircea, ce faci, batrane! nu te-am mai vazut de sute de ani.<br \/>Prima blonda:<br \/>&#8211; Na fa, cine-i proasta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doua blonde calatoresc cu trenul. In compartiment cu ele calatoreste un barbat \u00een v\u00e2rsta si cu barba. Una dintre ele ii sopteste celeilalte:&#8211; Uita-te! Asta-i Mircea cel Batr\u00e2n&#8230;&#8211; Ce proasta esti. Ala e mort de &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1010\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}