{"id":10150,"date":"2011-04-22T23:49:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-22T20:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=10150"},"modified":"2011-04-22T23:49:20","modified_gmt":"2011-04-22T20:49:20","slug":"amor-nou-un-ceahlau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/04\/amor-nou-un-ceahlau\/","title":{"rendered":"Amor nou \u2013 un Ceahl\u0103u"},"content":{"rendered":"

Muntele e indicat s\u0103 \u00eel vezi de trei ori: iarna, toamna \u015fi vara. De fiecare dat\u0103, de\u015fi e acela\u015fi, nu \u00eel primene\u015fte nimeni for\u0163at, e altfel. E tot acolo… [pauza de o cana cu vin, simt ca m\u0103 las\u0103 inspira\u0163ia].<\/p>\n

Da, deci muntele… M\u0103, daca n-a\u0163i fost pe<\/strong> el, degeaba citi\u0163i articolul, vede\u0163i mai bine cum sc\u0103pa\u0163i de mahmureal\u0103, \u00een 14 pa\u015fi simpli: http:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Deal-With-a-Hangover-the-Day-After<\/p>\n

Scuze pentru ie\u015firea \u00een decor, dar r\u0103m\u00e2n f\u0103r\u0103 idei c\u00e2nd, de multe ori, acelora\u015fi persoane, \u00a0trebuie s\u0103 le r\u0103spund la \u00eentreb\u0103ri precum:<\/p>\n

De ce merge\u0163i pe munte?<\/em> (v\u0103 \u00a0d\u0103 \u0103ia ceva?<\/em> \u2013 ar completa cineva)<\/p>\n

Sau …<\/p>\n

Ce v-o pl\u0103cea vou\u0103 s\u0103 sta\u0163i la cabane din alea cu buda \u00een fundu\u2019 cur\u0163ii?<\/em> C\u00e2t v\u0103 iese mai ieftin fa\u0163\u0103 de o pensiune. Nu v\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg nene<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Nici nu trebuie. <\/em><\/p>\n

Da m\u0103, am fost \u015fi eu t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi m\u0103 c\u0103ram cu cortul zile \u00eentregi. <\/em><\/p>\n

A\u015fa, \u015fi? Ai \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit, piatr\u0103 la rinichi, scolioz\u0103 dextroconcav\u0103? Te-a rupt Counter-ul \u00een dou\u0103 (\u015fi nu m\u0103 refer la c\u00e2ntar)? Ipohondru, apatic patologic, ori suferind de marasm, da, te \u00een\u0163eleg.\u00a0 C\u0103 anturaj, benzin\u0103 \u015fi cazare se face rost instant \u00een restul de situa\u0163ii. Iar momentul se potrive\u015fte de comun acord, ca de fiecare dat\u0103.<\/p>\n

Acu pe bune, ce o fi at\u00e2t de riscant s\u0103 mergi \u00een miez de aprilie, prim\u0103var\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 regula, pe Ceahl\u0103u. Ceva ploaie pe drum, 6 grade diminea\u0163a, nimic ur\u00e2t. Nimic de pierdut, doar sute de kilometri concentra\u0163i pe volan \u015fi \u00eemprejurimi, pe o vreme de f\u0103cut copii, nu alta.<\/p>\n

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Traseul… Ei bine, parc na\u0163ional fiind, traseul e ca la carte. Ascensor mai lipsea \u015fi puneau afi\u015f Ceahl\u0103ul Mall \u2013 pantofari wellcome<\/em>.\u00a0 Prognoza era de bun augur, chit c\u0103 seara de dinainte ar\u0103ta ca naiba. Dintre to\u0163i mun\u0163ii, al nostru afi\u015fa cea mai mic\u0103 temperatur\u0103: 0 grade. Restul erau pe plus.<\/p>\n

Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 numa\u2019 bine, urma noi s\u0103 afl\u0103m pe parcurs: o pufo\u015fenie de z\u0103pad\u0103…<\/p>\n

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Gata, am stricat farmecul, povestea se termin\u0103 aici, nu-s Sadoveanu s\u0103 o dau \u00een digresiuni analgezice. 6 ore \u00een loc de 3:30, poze cu nemiluita… lumea \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u00e2nd\u0103 de bucurie c\u0103 a cump\u0103rat paraz\u0103pezi,\u00a0 \u00eenghite altul \u00een sec c\u0103 le-are\u00a0 \u00een ma\u015fin\u0103, cineva \u00een loc de cagul\u0103 a c\u00e2\u015ftigat o basc\u0103 eccossaise, nu conteaz\u0103: \u00a0moralul e mereu pe plus (Ungure, zi-i lu\u2019 Hrisant ce iei \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, \u0103la nu crede c\u0103 e\u015fti agitat\u0103-natur).<\/p>\n

\u015ei s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m, z\u0103pad\u0103. Al\u0103turi de o poz\u0103 de calendar:<\/p>\n

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Cabana Dochia ocupat\u0103, poate dormim la schit (hell yeah, la schit, ura, cum s\u0103 nu), apare drept liber\u0103 o camer\u0103 de 4 locuri (s\u0103r\u2019na cabanieru, care a taxat fix 4 locuri, noi fiind 3+3, \u00een fapt). V\u00e2rful Toaca bifat la amurg, retur nocturn sub Frontala \u015eef\u0103 care d\u0103 maree altora, kilometri de poze, moralul pe plus+.<\/p>\n

Dup\u0103 urcu\u015f cu z\u0103pad\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u ce poate fi mai frumos? Cobor\u00e2re cu z\u0103pad\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u? Exact.<\/p>\n

Se\u00a0 improvizeaz\u0103 repejor alte paraz\u0103pezi, c\u0103 Jgheabul cu hotaru<\/em> nu era deschis. Se apas\u0103 pe butonul \u201chai la vale\u201d \u015fi aia e. Nu stai s\u0103 petice\u015fti ceva ce merge str\u00e2mb, \u00eei dai \u00eenainte, p\u00e2n\u0103 la consumul total.<\/p>\n

M\u0103, deci pe mine \u0103\u015ftia m\u0103 bag\u0103 la spam dac\u0103 mai continui cu articole din astea f\u0103r\u0103 noim\u0103.<\/p>\n

De fapt o s\u0103 fac altfel. Bag partea a doua dup\u0103 Pa\u015fti, c\u0103 mai sunt chestii de povestit. Totul e s\u0103 nu \u00eencerca\u0163i asta acas\u0103, de capul vostru sau f\u0103r\u0103 echipament adecvat sau pe vreme nec\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103toare.<\/p>\n

Serios v\u0103 spun.<\/p>\n

Max<\/p>\n

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Muntele e indicat s\u0103 \u00eel vezi de trei ori: iarna, toamna \u015fi vara. De fiecare dat\u0103, de\u015fi e acela\u015fi, nu \u00eel primene\u015fte nimeni for\u0163at, e altfel. E tot acolo… [pauza de o cana cu vin, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99,103],"tags":[709,2194,3638],"class_list":["post-10150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jumatatea-plina","category-promo","tag-ceahlaul","tag-munte","tag-zapada"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}