{"id":1020,"date":"2008-03-29T22:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/29\/un-rapidist-un-dinamovist-si-un-stelist-ajung-in-iad\/"},"modified":"2008-03-29T22:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T20:22:00","slug":"un-rapidist-un-dinamovist-si-un-stelist-ajung-in-iad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/un-rapidist-un-dinamovist-si-un-stelist-ajung-in-iad\/","title":{"rendered":"Un rapidist, un dinamovist si un stelist ajung in iad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un rapidist, un dinamovist si un stelist ajung in iad. Satana le da sentinta 30 de biciuri pe spate. Fiindca nu au injurat pe stadion satana le da voie sa isi puna cate o dorinta inainte de biciuri.     Rapidistul vrea o perna legata de spate. Zis si facut. Dupa 10 biciuri perna se face praf si ia 20 de biciuri pe spate.<br  \/>Dinamovistul vrea doua perne legate pe spate. Zis si facut. Dupa 20 de biciuri pernele se fac praf si ia 10 biciuri pe spate. Ajungand la stelist satana zice:<br \/>&#8211; Ai voie sa iti pui 2 dorinte pt ca esti suporterul celei mai bune echipe din Romania.<br \/>Stelistul zice:<br \/>    1. -Vreau 200 de biciuri<br \/>    2. &#8211; Il vreau pe dinamovist legat de spatele meu.zis shi facut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un rapidist, un dinamovist si un stelist ajung in iad. Satana le da sentinta 30 de biciuri pe spate. Fiindca nu au injurat pe stadion satana le da voie sa isi puna cate o dorinta &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}