{"id":1038,"date":"2008-03-29T21:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/29\/baba-vitezomana\/"},"modified":"2008-03-29T21:47:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T19:47:00","slug":"baba-vitezomana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/baba-vitezomana\/","title":{"rendered":"Baba vitezomana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La un azil de nebuni, o baba pe un scaun cu rotile prinde viteza pe coridor. In curbe se inclina baba si se ridica in 2 roti. O opreste un nebun si o intreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Aveti permis de conducere ?<br \/>Baba  ii da o hartie de la o ciocolata si merge mai departe. O opreste un alt nebun si o intreaba:<br \/>-Aveti verificarea tehnica?<br \/>Baba ii da o hartie de la un pachet de guma si merge mai departe. Dupa colt vede pe dreapta un alt nebun gol, cu p..a sculata &#8230; la care baba ofteaza:<br \/>&#8211; Of, iara trebuie sa suflu in fiola &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La un azil de nebuni, o baba pe un scaun cu rotile prinde viteza pe coridor. In curbe se inclina baba si se ridica in 2 roti. O opreste un nebun si o intreaba:&#8211; Aveti &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}