Iaca, m\u0103 durea mai ieri un pic de lene si, din lips\u0103 de neav\u00e2nd ce face, zic s\u0103 mai iau si eu un pic la pas coclaurile virtuale ale unui oarecare site de socializare, s\u0103 v\u0103d ce oameni mai descoperim, ce g\u00e2nduri mai g\u0103sim pierdute pe la colturi… de-astea… P\u00e2n\u0103 una alta, reusisem s\u0103 m\u0103 plictisesc si mai r\u0103u, g\u00e2ndurile fiind, pare-se, intr-un fel de concediu: multe profile doar cu una-dou\u0103 pozne, f\u0103r\u0103 nici un blog, f\u0103r\u0103 nici un play-list, aproape f\u0103r\u0103 mai de nimic.
\nSi tot r\u0103sfoind eu a\u015fa, dau de c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri… Le citesc, scot un „DOOH” \u00een minte \u015fi trec mai departe. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u c\u0103 am uitat profilul, s\u0103 fi dat acu citatul exact. C\u0103 mi-a r\u0103mas „ideea” pe cortex. Si mi-am dat seama c\u0103, de fapt, m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 buricele degetelor s\u0103 fac un comentariu. Ceva mai amplu dec\u00e2t cele c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri care ziceau cam a\u015fa: „Femeile \u00ee\u015fi doresc respect, aten\u0163ie, d\u0103ruire. B\u0103rba\u0163ii ce \u00ee\u015fi doresc? A\u015ftept opiniile voastre” . Bine, e posibil s\u0103 nu fi fost chiar „respect, aten\u0163ie, d\u0103ruire”. Posibil s\u0103 fi fost si ceva „iubire” p-acolo. Poate c\u0103 \u00een loc de \u201ed\u0103ruire\u201d era „dedicare”. Oricum, a\u0163i prins ideea! G\u0103si\u0163i cuvinte din aceea\u015fi familie semantic\u0103, alege\u0163i oricare trei \u015fi ve\u0163i avea o imagine destul de exact\u0103 a mesajului.
\nP\u0103i, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, stau \u015fi m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 am fost ditai dobitocul s\u0103 trec a\u015fa de simplu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o persoan\u0103 care a reu\u015fit s\u0103 sintetizeze \u00een trei cuvinte una din marile enigme ale omenirii. V\u0103 da\u0163i seama c\u0103 am trecut ca un ignorant ordinar pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 cineva care \u015eTIA ce \u00ee\u015fi doresc femeile??? Cum, s\u0103 fie at\u00e2t de simplu? Adic\u0103…. Sigur-sigur? Doar at\u00e2t? \u015ei gata?
\nAcu\u2019, na! Am pierdut momentul unei adev\u0103rate revela\u0163ii\u2026 Trebuie s\u0103 trec mai departe \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eencerc cumva s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc cu g\u00e2ndul acestei vinov\u0103\u0163ii\u2026
\nBun! Mai departe: ce \u00ee\u015fi doresc b\u0103rba\u0163ii!
\nP\u0103i\u2026 \u0103\u0103\u0103\u2026 hmmm\u2026 \u0103\u0103\u0103\u2026 s\u0103-mi bag picioarele dac\u0103 \u015ftiu!<\/p>\n
Cred c\u0103 o maseuz\u0103 thailandez\u0103 care s\u0103 \u015ftie s\u0103 fac\u0103 ni\u015fte sandwish-uri delicioase \u015fi care s\u0103 nu uite s\u0103 alimenteze frigiderul cu bere\/vin\/gin&co (dup\u0103 gustul \u015fi asem\u0103narea b\u0103rbatului), care, dac\u0103 nu \u015ftie s\u0103 calce, s\u0103 aib\u0103 grij\u0103 s\u0103 ia la timp c\u0103m\u0103\u015file \u015fi pantalonii de la cur\u0103\u0163\u0103torie, care s\u0103 se retrag\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se supere c\u00e2nd vine haita companionilor de chermeze \u015fi care, bine\u00een\u0163eles, s\u0103 aib\u0103 carnet pentru a conduce la \u00eentoarcerea acas\u0103 de la diferite momente de r\u0103t\u0103ciri bahice.<\/p>\n
Nu? Gre\u015fesc?<\/p>\n
P\u0103\u0103\u0103iii\u2026.\u0103\u0103\u0103\u2026atunci poate s\u0103-\u015fi doreasc\u0103 un tablou bucolic, cu o f\u0103ptur\u0103 ginga\u015f\u0103 al\u0103turi, c\u0103reia s\u0103 i se dedice trup \u015fi suflet, care s\u0103-l \u00eemplineasc\u0103 \u00eentr-at\u00e2t \u00eenc\u00e2t, al\u0103turi de ea s\u0103 uite c\u0103 vorbise cu vechii lui prieteni s\u0103 ias\u0103 la un pahar de vorb\u0103 \u00een ora\u015f\u2026 S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m bine\u00een\u0163eles c\u0103 bucuria sublim\u0103 \u00een acest tablou e dat\u0103 de momentele c\u00e2nd reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103-i fac\u0103 arareori, m\u0103car zilnic, o mic\u0103 surpriz\u0103 care s\u0103-i aprind\u0103 ei \u00een ochi lumini\u0163e \u015fi s\u0103 rosteasc\u0103 cu o \u00eenduio\u015f\u0103toare \u00eenc\u00e2ntare: \u201cVAAAAIII !!!\u201d sau \u201cOOOOO\u201d\u2026
\nNici a\u015fa? S\u0103 fie vorba oare de respect, aten\u0163ie \u015fi d\u0103ruire? Nu, asta cred c\u0103 e cea mai imposibil\u0103 variant\u0103. Cum s\u0103-\u015fi doreasc\u0103 un b\u0103rbat a\u015fa ceva? Nu, n-are cum! Nici un porc, nici un ingenuu nu poate cere a\u015fa ceva!
\nB\u0103i, hai c\u0103 m\u0103 opresc, c\u0103 simt c\u0103 m\u0103 aberez deja prea mult. Cum \u2018mnezeii m\u0103-sii, \u00een ziua de azi mai mult ca oric\u00e2nd, s\u0103 ai preten\u0163ia c\u0103 \u015ftii \u201cce-\u015fi doresc femeile\u201d \u015fi s\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i r\u0103spuns la \u00eentrebarea \u201cce-\u015fi doresc b\u0103rba\u0163ii\u201d? Cum, dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea c\u0103r\u0163i scrise despre personalitatea omului, dup\u0103 mun\u0163ii de crea\u0163ii de toate felurile \u015fi varietatea de religii care atest\u0103 \u00eentr-un mod f\u0103r\u0103 echivoc o fenomenal\u0103 diversitate a umanit\u0103\u0163ii, s\u0103 \u015ftii cum s\u0103 exprimi \u00een trei cuvinte ceea ce vrem cu to\u0163ii. F\u0103r\u0103 echivoc. Un truism.<\/p>\n
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Am aruncat r\u00e2ndurile de mai sus pe respectivul site… \u015ei oamenii au venit cu oaresce idei. Cum c\u0103, de exemplu, nu conteaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftii ce vrei, ci s\u0103 recuno\u015fti acel ceva c\u00e2nd \u00eel \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti. Sau c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 consideri o coincident\u0103 fericit\u0103 s\u0103 vrei ce vrea si cel\u0103lalt.<\/p>\n
Mda. Tot soiul de truisme. Dup\u0103 chipul, imagina\u0163ia \u015fi experien\u0163a fiec\u0103ruia.<\/p>\n
Dar s\u0103 \u015eTII c\u0103 … ei, na! \u015ei tocmai \u201erespect\u201d. \u015ei \u201eaten\u0163ie\u201d. \u015ei…<\/p>\n
Doohhh!!!<\/p>\n
Dun\u0103re<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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