{"id":1055,"date":"2008-03-29T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-29T18:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/29\/examenul-de-conducere\/"},"modified":"2008-03-29T20:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-29T18:59:00","slug":"examenul-de-conducere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/examenul-de-conducere\/","title":{"rendered":"Examenul de conducere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trei candidati dau examenul de conducere la scoala de politie. Instructorul care ii examineaza ii intreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Fiecare sa-si imagineze ca este la munte si ruleaza pe un drum ingust cu 80 km\/h. In st\u00e2nga e muntele, in dreapta e prapastia. Deodata apar in fata o t\u00e2nara si o batr\u00e2na. Ce calcati?<br \/>&#8211; Baba, ca e pacat de pustoaica, raspunde primul.<br \/>&#8211; Fata, ca mai are sanse de supravietuire dupa accident, raspunde al doilea.<br \/>&#8211; Pe am\u00e2ndoua, ca orice viraj e periculos in aceste conditii, zice si al treilea.<br \/>&#8211; Sunteti picati  toti, tipa instructorul exasperat. Fr\u00e2na trebuie calcata, dobitocilor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei candidati dau examenul de conducere la scoala de politie. Instructorul care ii examineaza ii intreaba:&#8211; Fiecare sa-si imagineze ca este la munte si ruleaza pe un drum ingust cu 80 km\/h. In st\u00e2nga e &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}