{"id":10560,"date":"2011-07-07T13:45:35","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T10:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=10560"},"modified":"2011-07-07T13:45:35","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T10:45:35","slug":"going-to-portita-fara-baieti-benga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/07\/going-to-portita-fara-baieti-benga\/","title":{"rendered":"Going to Porti\u0163a (f\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103ie\u0163i benga)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Epopeea mersului la cap\u0103t de lume spre \u00eemplinirea simbiozei cu guvizii \u015fi \u0163\u00e2n\u0163arii, \u00eentr-o etern\u0103 \u00eentoarcere pe plaja plin\u0103 de comori ascunse, a dimine\u0163ilor cu nisip \u00eentre din\u0163i \u015fi cara\u015fi nedomestici\u0163i, dup-amieze tr\u00e2ntite sub stuf \u015fi lipicioase de la bere, a serilor viticole \u015fi pe care cu greu le mai gin-e\u015fti apoi, despre asta e vorba.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10562\" href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/07\/going-to-portita-fara-baieti-benga\/portita2\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10562 aligncenter\" title=\"portita2\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/portita2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"463\" height=\"408\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ca \u00een multe re\u0163ete de succes, e nevoie de o list\u0103 de ingrediente. E suficient s\u0103 le amesteci cu o minim\u0103 pricepere, dar cu r\u0103bdare, iar ce va ie\u015fi vei putea aprecia numai tu. \u015ei participan\u0163ii, venind \u00een premier\u0103, tot vin, chiar \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi citit acest preview.<\/p>\n<p>Anul \u0103sta \u00eenc\u0103 n-am fost (AMR 2 zile), dar presimt, c\u0103 orice se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla, e la fel ca \u00een <em>Amintiri din copil\u0103rie<\/em>, se va petrece o poveste a <strong>nisipului universal<\/strong>. Sunt \u015fanse mari s\u0103 nu mai comand\u0103m la barcagiu 6 sticle de S\u0103niu\u0163a, c\u0103 la singurul bar din zon\u0103 alcoolul e scump (iar din alea 6, dou\u0103 le va bea barcagiul pe drum) sau&#8230; nici 7 zile n-om mai sta. Deh, avansul tehnologic, compresia timpu&#8230; m\u0103 rog, \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nirea \u015fi dorin\u0163a de mai mult te fac s\u0103 rezi\u015fti \u015fi numai 3 zile sau s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i permi\u0163i berea de la teras\u0103 &#8211; \u015fi numai dup\u0103 ce ai istovit provizia de Silva brun\u0103, cu t\u00e2lc r\u0103corit\u0103 peste noapte \u00een nisip. Desigur, nu-i \u00eenc\u0103 acel moment din via\u0163\u0103 \u00een care p\u0103rul, din\u0163ii \u015fi erec\u0163iile sunt deja \u00een cartea de istorie, dar pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce preferin\u0163ele cresc, num\u0103rul celor cu care s\u0103 le \u00eempar\u0163i scade, iar dorin\u0163a de s\u0103lb\u0103ticie a eternilor parteneri de h\u0103l\u0103duial\u0103 trebuie calculat\u0103 \u00een func\u0163ie de curba de confort a mai noilor jum\u0103t\u0103\u0163i semnificative.<\/p>\n<p>Nisipul, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 func\u0163ia de r\u0103coritor \u015fi vatr\u0103 pentru ceaunul ciorbei pesc\u0103re\u015fti devine de multe ori surs\u0103 de resurse c\u00e2nd mai dai peste un pepene hectolitric ori vreo sticla intact\u0103 de Smirnoff \u00een timp ce cau\u0163i lemne de foc, pierdut de ultimele urme de corturi.\u00a0 Tot nisipul \u00eens\u0103 mai are prostul obicei de a intra pe unde nu trebuie. C\u0103ci deh, sub pretextul c\u0103utatului de lemne te po\u0163i abate zdrav\u0103n de la orice urm\u0103 de civiliza\u0163ie \u015fi face de cap.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10563\" href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/07\/going-to-portita-fara-baieti-benga\/portita3\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10563\" title=\"portita3\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/portita3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"457\" height=\"343\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cM\u0103i, sun\u0103 tentant, dar voi merge\u0163i la cort, a\u015fa-i&#8230;?\u201d aud oft\u00e2ndu-se. Ei bine, exist\u0103 c\u0103su\u0163e la 15E, \u00een plin sezon. Fa\u0163\u0103 de cort, ai \u00een plus pat sub fund \u015fi stuf deasupra capului, \u00een rest e la fel: spa\u0163iu restr\u00e2ns, cald \u015fi zgomotos. \u00a0M\u0103 rog, fiecare cu preferin\u0163ele sale, eu \u00eens\u0103 \u00een perioada asta a anului prefer nisipul \u00een imediata apropiere a izoprenului.<\/p>\n<p>Recapitul\u00e2nd, dac\u0103 pescuitul de dinainte de ar\u015fi\u0163\u0103 \u015fi m\u00e2ncarea de tip DYI \u00a0f\u0103cut\u0103 la gura &#8230; cortului sunt deja \u00een ADN, ei bine ar trebui s\u0103 ne cunoa\u015ftem deja. E ca la maratoane sau concerte metalifere, dai mereu peste acelea\u015fi moace. Chiar daca nu le recuno\u015fti la perfec\u0163iune, depistezi lejer tipologia.<\/p>\n<p>Deci veni\u0163i la Porti\u0163a \u015fi pute\u0163i c\u00e2\u015ftiga un pepene de propor\u0163ii! Si aici nu m\u0103 refer numai la dimensiunile (im)probabile ale pi\u015fc\u0103turilor de \u0163\u00e2n\u0163ari.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Max<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Epopeea mersului la cap\u0103t de lume spre \u00eemplinirea simbiozei cu guvizii \u015fi \u0163\u00e2n\u0163arii, \u00eentr-o etern\u0103 \u00eentoarcere pe plaja plin\u0103 de comori ascunse, a dimine\u0163ilor cu nisip \u00eentre din\u0163i \u015fi cara\u015fi nedomestici\u0163i, dup-amieze tr\u00e2ntite sub stuf &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[916,2266,2610],"class_list":["post-10560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-cort","tag-nisip","tag-portia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}