{"id":1059,"date":"2009-01-09T11:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T09:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/09\/naufragiatii-emo\/"},"modified":"2009-01-09T11:45:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T09:45:00","slug":"naufragiatii-emo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/naufragiatii-emo\/","title":{"rendered":"Naufragia\u0163ii emo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trei naufragia\u0163i pe o insul\u0103 pustie: un american emo, un francez emo \u015fi un rom\u00e2n.<br \/>\nR\u0103bdar\u0103 ei de foame c\u00e2teva  zile.<br \/>\n\u00centr-o sear\u0103 americanul emo \u00ee\u015fi taie o bucat\u0103 de pulp\u0103 \u015fi o pune pe gr\u0103tar.<br \/>\n-Ooooo,m\u00e2nc\u0103m gr\u0103tar, ziser\u0103 francezul emo \u015fi rom\u00e2nul.<br \/>\nA doua zi, francezul emo \u00ee\u015fi taie o bucat\u0103 de pulp\u0103 \u015fi o pune pe gr\u0103tar.<br \/>\n-Oooo, iar m\u00e2nc\u0103m gr\u0103tar, ziser\u0103 americanul emo si rom\u00e2nul.<br \/>\nA treia zi rom\u00e2nul&#8230; ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103-i fenteze!? \u00ce\u015fi scoase penisul afar\u0103.<br \/>\n-Ooooo, m\u00e2nc\u0103m hot-dog acuma, ziser\u0103 americanul emo \u015fi francezul emo.<br \/>\n-M\u00e2nca\u0163i pe dracu&#8217;&#8230; be\u0163i l\u0103ptic \u015fi la culcare c\u0103 e t\u00e2rziu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei naufragia\u0163i pe o insul\u0103 pustie: un american emo, un francez emo \u015fi un rom\u00e2n. R\u0103bdar\u0103 ei de foame c\u00e2teva zile. \u00centr-o sear\u0103 americanul emo \u00ee\u015fi taie o bucat\u0103 de pulp\u0103 \u015fi o pune pe &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}