{"id":106,"date":"2008-09-19T17:14:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/09\/19\/banc-cu-papagal\/"},"modified":"2008-09-19T17:14:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T14:14:00","slug":"banc-cu-papagal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/09\/banc-cu-papagal\/","title":{"rendered":"Banc cu papagal"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\">Intr-un magazin cu papagali, o domnisoara interesata:<br \/>&#8211; cat costa acesta?<br \/>&#8211; 500 euro!<br \/>&#8211; dar acesta?<br \/>&#8211; 300 euro!<br \/>Neputandu-si permite la asemenea preturi, il intreaba pe vanzator:<br \/>&#8211; dar mai ieftini nu aveti?<br \/>&#8211; ba da, la 1 euro, de e vai de mama lui si injura.<br \/>&#8211; ok il iau pe acela, spuse domnisoara.<br \/>Ajunge acasa si da la o parte panza de pe colivie, moment in care papagalul incepe sa o injure si sa<br \/>ii spuna ce casa de cacat are si ce mizerie e.<br \/>Fata, revoltata, pune  panza la loc si uita de papagal vreo cateva saptamani. Intr-o zi, aducandu-si<br \/>aminte de el si gandindu-se ca nu cumva biata pasare sa fi murit, ridica usor-usor panza, la care<br \/>papagalul se uita la ea si exclama:<br \/>&#8211; Te mananca in cur, vad!!!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intr-un magazin cu papagali, o domnisoara interesata:&#8211; cat costa acesta?&#8211; 500 euro!&#8211; dar acesta?&#8211; 300 euro!Neputandu-si permite la asemenea preturi, il intreaba pe vanzator:&#8211; dar mai ieftini nu aveti?&#8211; ba da, la 1 euro, de &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}