{"id":1065,"date":"2009-01-13T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T15:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/13\/daca-ar-fi-pe-lume-numai-ingineri\/"},"modified":"2009-01-13T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T15:52:00","slug":"daca-ar-fi-pe-lume-numai-ingineri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/daca-ar-fi-pe-lume-numai-ingineri\/","title":{"rendered":"Daca ar fi pe lume numai ingineri …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Daca populatia mondiala s-ar reduce la 100 de ingineri, pastrand
\nproportiile, s-ar compune cum urmeaza:
\n– 93 ar fi barbati;
\n– 6 femei (dintre care 3 ar fi lesbiene, una ar fi prietena celui mai
\nbun amic si celelalte ar fi urate ca dracu);
\n– 1 homosexual;<\/p>\n

Dintre cei 100 de ingineri:
\n– 95 ar purta ochelari;
\n– 89 ar fi cheli;
\n– 1 ar fi un inginer atipic (inalt, aratos si simpatic);
\n– 75 ar crede ca sunt ingineri atipici chiar daca sunt mult mai urati
\ndecat toti ceilalti.<\/p>\n

Dintre cei 100 de ingineri:
\n– 99 ar vorbi in continuu despre calculatoare;
\n– 86 ar vorbi in continuu despre mp3;
\n– 78 ar vorbi in continuu despre jocuri de calculator.<\/p>\n

Privind lumea din aceasta perspectiva, e fireasca dorinta de a fi
\nacceptat, inteles si educat a inginerilor.<\/p>\n

Tine cont de aceasta observatie:<\/p>\n

– Daca dimineata cand te trezesti, constati ca nu esti inginer, esti
\nnorocos;<\/p>\n

– Daca te trezesti, nu esti inginer si o blonda spectaculara doarme
\nlanga tine in pat, esti ingrozitor de norocos;<\/p>\n

– Daca te tresesti, esti inginer si o blonda superba doarme in pat
\nlanga tine …nu te stresa, inca visezi. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Daca populatia mondiala s-ar reduce la 100 de ingineri, pastrand proportiile, s-ar compune cum urmeaza: – 93 ar fi barbati; – 6 femei (dintre care 3 ar fi lesbiene, una ar fi prietena celui mai …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}