{"id":10654,"date":"2011-09-28T11:21:27","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T08:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=10654"},"modified":"2011-09-28T11:21:27","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T08:21:27","slug":"news-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/09\/news-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"News alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218tire de maxim\u0103 importan\u0163\u0103. Pentru un post media, mereu \u00een contact cu via\u021ba de zi cu zi, momentul este totul. A fi pe faz\u0103 = a fi ancorat \u00een<strong> realitate<\/strong>. La fel a crezut \u0219i editorul de \u0219tiri, c\u00e2nd a considerat de maxim\u0103 alert\u0103 p\u0103\u0163ania dintr-o bodeg\u0103.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10656\" href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/09\/news-alert\/r1\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10656 aligncenter\" title=\"R1\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/R1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"383\" height=\"287\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u0218i pentru c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 fim ancora\u0163i \u00een <strong>realitate<\/strong>, ne-am teleportat p\u00e2n\u0103 la fa\u0163a locului. Situa\u0163ia se prezint\u0103 dup\u0103 cum urmeaz\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>Doi omi, femeie \u0219i b\u0103rbat au decis s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 rost de bani s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 un credit la Provident s\u0103 ia un frigider de la ofert\u0103 de la Altex \u0219i dup\u0103 lungi dezbateri, cea mai simpl\u0103 metod\u0103 a fost s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 pirostriile.<\/p>\n<p>Ulterior perioadei de preg\u0103tire a evenimentului, consfin\u0163it prin purtarea unor inele pe degetul inelar \u0219i al unui certificat la sertar, a urmat \u00eembuibarea invita\u0163ilor \u00een scopul golirii buzunarelor.<\/p>\n<p>Antreul a fost cu salam de sibiu luat pe sub m\u00e2n\u0103 de la b\u0103c\u0103nie, s\u0103rm\u0103lu\u0163ele \u00een foi de varz\u0103 f\u0103cute de soacra mic\u0103, friptura afumat\u0103 de soacra mare \u0219i vinul de buturug\u0103 de la socrul mare. L\u0103utarii au fost cadoul de petrecanie de la na\u0219i iar tortul de la cumetri.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen toiul activit\u0103\u0163ilor de s\u0103rb\u0103torire a deciziei de schimbare a frigiderului, \u00een localul cu pricina, prin prisma unor forte malefice de la Domo, ofuscat pe oferta de la Altex, una bucat\u0103 de 0,259785478 centimetri p\u0103tra\u0163i din tencuiala tavanului, pic\u0103 drept \u00een capul socrului mic. Socrul mic, speriat c\u0103 a crezut c\u0103-l plezne\u0219te soacra mic\u0103 pentru c\u0103 iar a b\u0103ut c\u00e2teva p\u0103h\u0103rele \u00een plus, d\u0103 s\u0103 o ia la fug\u0103, se \u00eempiedic\u0103 de praful de pe jos, praful aga\u0163\u0103 cablul de la microfon, cablul trage piciorul de la mas\u0103, masa cade peste cuier \u0219i cuierul \u00een capul socrului mic.<\/p>\n<p>News alert: tavanul unui restaurant a c\u0103zut pe un nunta\u0219. B\u0103rbatul de 50 de ani a avut nevoie de copci.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-10657\" href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/09\/news-alert\/r2\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10657 aligncenter\" title=\"R2\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/R2-300x186.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"404\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>L\u0103utarii au continuat cu &#8222;Ia-\u0163i mireas\u0103 ziua bun\u0103&#8221; \u0219i apoi s-a strigat darul. Omii \u0219i-au f\u0103cut credit la Provident \u0219i au luat frigider de la Flanco.<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i ancora\u0163i \u00een <strong>realitate<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pinguinulfurios.wordpress.com\/\">Pinguinulfurios<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218tire de maxim\u0103 importan\u0163\u0103. Pentru un post media, mereu \u00een contact cu via\u021ba de zi cu zi, momentul este totul. A fi pe faz\u0103 = a fi ancorat \u00een realitate. La fel a crezut \u0219i &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,103],"tags":[225,2254,2797],"class_list":["post-10654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brusturi-media","category-promo","tag-alerta","tag-news","tag-realitatea-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}