{"id":1068,"date":"2009-01-14T14:41:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/14\/numai-ea-e-de-vina\/"},"modified":"2009-01-14T14:41:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T12:41:00","slug":"numai-ea-e-de-vina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/numai-ea-e-de-vina\/","title":{"rendered":"Numai ea e de vina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O tipa super eleganta si frumoasa foc iese dintr-un bar cu un indice de alcool in sange foarte ridicat  <br \/>\nMerge leganandu-se spre masina ei, un BMW al anului, scump ca naiba, si incearca sa-i deschida usa cu cheia, dar starea ei de ebrietate o impiedica si pica in fund linga usa masinii&#8230;<br \/>\nCu picioarele deschise si fara chiloti, isi observa &quot;pasarica&quot; si cand o recunoaste incepe sa-i vorbeasca:<br \/>\n&#8211; Din cauza ta am masina,<br \/>\n&#8211; Din cauza ta am bijuterii<br \/>\n&#8211; Din cauza ta am bani<br \/>\n&#8211; Din cauza ta pot avea barbatul care vreau<br \/>\n&#8211; Din cauza ta am &#8230;<br \/>\nDeodata incepe sa se pise&#8230; si &#8230;duios ii replica:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu, nu plinge, mai, ca nu te cert !!!&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O tipa super eleganta si frumoasa foc iese dintr-un bar cu un indice de alcool in sange foarte ridicat Merge leganandu-se spre masina ei, un BMW al anului, scump ca naiba, si incearca sa-i deschida &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}