{"id":1071,"date":"2009-01-16T17:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/16\/taietorul-de-castraveti\/"},"modified":"2009-01-16T17:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T15:18:00","slug":"taietorul-de-castraveti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/taietorul-de-castraveti\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u0103ietorul de castrave\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip care lucra la o fabrica de conserve se plange psihologului:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; De trei saptamani sunt obsedat sa-mi bag pu*la in taietorul de castraveti. Am visat asta noapte de noapte, apoi nu am mai putut dormi. La fabrica nu ma mai puteam concentra la nimic altceva. Ma gandeam mereu la acelasi lucru. Ieri am facut-o!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Dumnezeule, gafaie ingrozit psihologul, si ce s-a intamplat?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Am fost pe loc concediat.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Si taietorul  de castraveti?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; A fost concediata si ea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un tip care lucra la o fabrica de conserve se plange psihologului: &#8211; De trei saptamani sunt obsedat sa-mi bag pu*la in taietorul de castraveti. Am visat asta noapte de noapte, apoi nu am mai &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}