{"id":1072,"date":"2009-01-18T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T16:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/18\/transplant-cu-dureri-de-inima\/"},"modified":"2009-01-18T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-18T16:20:00","slug":"transplant-cu-dureri-de-inima","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/transplant-cu-dureri-de-inima\/","title":{"rendered":"Transplant cu dureri de inima"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unul are un accident si ramane fara penis. Se duce la doctor si i se pune un penis de negru. Dupa 3 luni vine la control.<\/p>\n<p>Doctorul: &nbsp; &#8211; Ia zi dom&#8217;le cum e cu noua jucarie?<br \/>\nPacientul: &#8211; E bine domnule doctor, nevasta e fericita, eu sunt multumit, totul este super! Insa, am o mica problema, de cate ori fac sex cu nevasta-mea am intepaturi la inima. De la ce-ar  putea fi?<br \/>\nDoctorul: &nbsp;&#8211; Pai, domn&#8217;le, si pe pe mine m-ar durea inima daca mi-as f..e navasta cu p..a altuia!<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unul are un accident si ramane fara penis. Se duce la doctor si i se pune un penis de negru. Dupa 3 luni vine la control. Doctorul: &nbsp; &#8211; Ia zi dom&#8217;le cum e cu &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}