{"id":1074,"date":"2009-01-19T10:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-19T08:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/19\/safari\/"},"modified":"2009-01-19T10:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T08:13:00","slug":"safari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/safari\/","title":{"rendered":"Safari"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doi prieteni se intalnesc.<br \/>\n&#8211; Tocmai m-am intors de la o vanatoare in Africa. <br \/>\n&#8211; Si ? <br \/>\n&#8211; Am fost violat  de o gorila, masculul cel mai puternic din grup&#8230;. <br \/>\n&#8211; Si? <br \/>\n&#8211; Cinci zile am facut sex fara pauza, incontinuu, fara sa se opreasca&#8230;.Si incepe sa planga in hohote. <br \/>\n&#8211; Hai incearca sa te linistesti, il consoleaza prietenul, bine c-ai scapat cu viata. Esti intreg, asta conteaza. Eu n-o sa spun nimic nimanui iar gorila aia nu vorbeste. <br \/>\n&#8211; Pai tocmai asta e, ca nu vorbeste, nu scrie, nu telefoneaza, nu mail, nu SMS, nu nimic &#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi prieteni se intalnesc. &#8211; Tocmai m-am intors de la o vanatoare in Africa. &#8211; Si ? &#8211; Am fost violat de o gorila, masculul cel mai puternic din grup&#8230;. &#8211; Si? &#8211; Cinci zile &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}