{"id":1080,"date":"2009-01-21T16:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T14:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/21\/nastere-cu-transfer\/"},"modified":"2009-01-21T16:57:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T14:57:00","slug":"nastere-cu-transfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/nastere-cu-transfer\/","title":{"rendered":"Na\u015ftere cu transfer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie se duce la spital s\u0103 nasc\u0103 \u00eenso\u0163it\u0103 de so\u0163ul ei. Doctorul le spune c\u0103 a fost inventat\u0103 o ma\u015fin\u0103 care poate  transfera durerile na\u015fterii de la mam\u0103 la tat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 vor s\u0103 \u00eencerce. Cei doi sunt de acord.<\/p>\n<p>Doctorul seteaz\u0103 ma\u015fina la un transfer de durere de 10% &#8211; so\u0163ul se sim\u0163ea excelent \u015fi \u00eei spune doctorului s\u0103 mai urce un nivel.<\/p>\n<p>Doctorul seteaz\u0103 la 20% dar tat\u0103l se sim\u0163ea la fel de bine.<\/p>\n<p>Doctorul \u00eei controleaz\u0103 tensiunea \u015fi seteaz\u0103 ma\u015fina la 50%.<\/p>\n<p>So\u0163ul se sim\u0163ea bine \u00een continuare \u015fi \u00eei spune doctorului s\u0103 seteze nivelul la 100%.<\/p>\n<p>Doctorul se conformeaz\u0103 \u015fi femeia \u00een final d\u0103 na\u015ftere unui copil, practic f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 simt\u0103 nicio durere. So\u0163ii erau \u00een culmea fericirii.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd au ajuns acas\u0103, po\u015ftasul z\u0103cea mort pe treptele casei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>Mul\u0163umim, Vali !<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie se duce la spital s\u0103 nasc\u0103 \u00eenso\u0163it\u0103 de so\u0163ul ei. Doctorul le spune c\u0103 a fost inventat\u0103 o ma\u015fin\u0103 care poate transfera durerile na\u015fterii de la mam\u0103 la tat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}