{"id":10804,"date":"2011-11-22T17:05:17","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T14:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=10804"},"modified":"2011-11-22T17:05:17","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T14:05:17","slug":"agramatul-de-serviciu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2011\/11\/agramatul-de-serviciu\/","title":{"rendered":"Agramatul de serviciu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dan Negru<\/strong> (www.dannegru.com), aceast\u0103 eminen\u0163\u0103 cenu\u015fie venit\u0103 tocmai din Alpha Centauri pentru a dovedi &#8222;pramatiilor&#8221; precum <strong>Stephen Hawking <\/strong>c\u0103 Dumnezeu exist\u0103 \u015fi locuie\u015fte \u00een aceea\u015fi garsonier\u0103 cu maic\u0103-sa, arunc\u0103 iar peste umilul cititor de blog un nepre\u0163uit jet din nepre\u0163uitul s\u0103u pi\u015fat.<\/p>\n<p>Referindu-se la <strong>Neagu Djuvara <\/strong>(\u015fi probabil corect\u00e2ndu-l \u00een particular \u00eempreun\u0103 cu blondele de la emisiune), domnul Dan, acest Tarzan contemporan dup\u0103 urlet, dup\u0103 vuiet, scoate \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103 o \u201e\u00eent\u00e2mplare lec\u0163ie\u201d despre voin\u0163a de bine a clasei politice din perioada anilor 1929 (mai exact, ni-l d\u0103 exemplu pe ministrul Andrei Popovici, respectiv de reactivitatea acestuia de a ob\u0163ine un \u00eemprumut de la Paris). Cred c\u0103 i-a pl\u0103cut mult vorba \u201ecelebr\u0103\u201d r\u0103mas\u0103 de atunci: \u201e<em>PopoVENI, PopoVIDI, PopoVICI.<\/em>\u201d, c\u0103ci altfel eu\u00a0nu am \u00een\u0163eles nimic din ce a vrut s\u0103 spun\u0103 maestrul Negru. Dar a\u015fa sunt eu, scuipat din gre\u015feal\u0103, prin voia Domnului, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 prezervativ, tocmai pe Terra.<\/p>\n<p>Oricum, a\u015f dori s\u0103 fac \u015fi eu rost de cartea lui <strong>Neagu Djuvara <\/strong>citit\u0103 de <strong>Dan Negru<\/strong>, adic\u0103 <strong><em>Amintiri \u015fi pove\u015fti<\/em><\/strong>, pentru c\u0103 eu am citit doar <strong><em>Aminitiri \u015fi pove\u015fti mai deocheate<\/em><\/strong>. Tot de <strong>Neagu Djuvara<\/strong>. \u015ei pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 asta, a\u015f mai dori ca domnul Dan s\u0103-mi fac\u0103 \u015fi mie rost de edi\u0163ia limitat\u0103 a gramaticii limbii rom\u00e2ne dup\u0103 care a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at dumnealui, s\u0103 nu ajung \u015fi eu ca to\u0163i \u201e<em>agrama\u0163i politicieni care apar azi \u00een talk-showuri\u201d<\/em>, s\u0103 nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 scriu vorbele lui Cezar trimise senatului din Roma. C\u0103 pe ale lui <strong>Dan Negru <\/strong>le g\u0103sesc cel mai\u00a0probabil \u00een <strong>Biblie<\/strong>.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/dan-negru.jpg\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-10815\" title=\"dan negru\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/dan-negru.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"321\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan Negru (www.dannegru.com), aceast\u0103 eminen\u0163\u0103 cenu\u015fie venit\u0103 tocmai din Alpha Centauri pentru a dovedi &#8222;pramatiilor&#8221; precum Stephen Hawking c\u0103 Dumnezeu exist\u0103 \u015fi locuie\u015fte \u00een aceea\u015fi garsonier\u0103 cu maic\u0103-sa, arunc\u0103 iar peste umilul cititor de blog &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,103],"tags":[196,507,994,2233,3599],"class_list":["post-10804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mondenarii","category-promo","tag-agramat","tag-blog","tag-dan-negru","tag-neagu-djuvara","tag-vorbe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}