{"id":1090,"date":"2009-01-26T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T17:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/26\/politistii-si-negrul-sub-unghie\/"},"modified":"2009-01-26T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T17:42:00","slug":"politistii-si-negrul-sub-unghie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/politistii-si-negrul-sub-unghie\/","title":{"rendered":"Politistii si negrul sub unghie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doi politisti stateau de &quot;6&quot; la un filaj iar unul dintre ei isi sugea degetul.<br \/>\nColegul il intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce dracu, ba, tu esti copil, iti sugi degetul?!<br \/>\n&#8211; Ba frate, am ceva negru sub unghie si vreau sa stiu daca e cacat sau pamant.<br \/>\n&#8211; Ia da-mi ba si mie sa incerc, cu nasul si gura mea de politist, si-ti spun eu, in mod clar, despre ce este vorba!<br \/>\nDupa ce ii suge si el degetul, spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Bai colegu, sa stii ca asta e  cacat!.<br \/>\n&#8211; De-asta ma miram si eu! . De unde dracu sa am pamant in cur?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doi politisti stateau de &quot;6&quot; la un filaj iar unul dintre ei isi sugea degetul. Colegul il intreaba: &#8211; Ce dracu, ba, tu esti copil, iti sugi degetul?! &#8211; Ba frate, am ceva negru sub &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}