{"id":1106,"date":"2009-02-11T16:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T14:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/02\/11\/declaratie-soc\/"},"modified":"2009-02-11T16:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T14:40:00","slug":"declaratie-soc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/02\/declaratie-soc\/","title":{"rendered":"Declara\u0163ie \u015foc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Undeva pe autostrada, accident de masina.\u00a0 Vine politia, ambulanta, strange cadavrele, ranitii, se iau declaratii&#8230;<br \/>\nPolitistii se opresc asupra unuia care ramasese incremenit la volan dupa ce femeia de langa el zburase prin parbriz si murise.<br \/>\n-Domule va intelegem ca sunteti socat, dar trebuie sa va spunem ca sotia dvs a murit.<br \/>\n-Nu era sotia mea.<br \/>\n-Aha. Atunci fiica?<br \/>\n-Nu era nici fiica mea .<br \/>\n-Atunci poate o ruda apropiata, o prietena  foarte buna &#8230;.<br \/>\n-Nu &#8230;..<br \/>\n-Atunci cine era domle?<br \/>\n-Era o prostituata. Am luat-o cu vreo 2 km in urma&#8230;<br \/>\n-Aaaaa&#8230; pai atunci sunteti un norocos dom&#8217;le!<br \/>\n-Noroc d-asta sa ai dumneata. V-ati uitat sa vedeti ce avea in gura???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Undeva pe autostrada, accident de masina.\u00a0 Vine politia, ambulanta, strange cadavrele, ranitii, se iau declaratii&#8230; Politistii se opresc asupra unuia care ramasese incremenit la volan dupa ce femeia de langa el zburase prin parbriz si &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}