{"id":1117,"date":"2009-02-17T10:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T08:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/02\/17\/dor-de-casa\/"},"modified":"2009-02-17T10:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T08:43:00","slug":"dor-de-casa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/02\/dor-de-casa\/","title":{"rendered":"Dor de cas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un sofer de tir intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa si nasoala  femeie pe care o ai si trimite-mi in camera si o portie din cea mai arsa, lipita si fara gust mincare de la bucatarie.<br \/>\nPatroana :<br \/>\n&#8211; Iubi\u2026 dar de banii astia iti dau cea mai misto femeie de pe aici, plus ca te hranesc 3 zile cu cele mai fine mincaruri.<br \/>\nSoferul :<br \/>\n&#8211; Honey, n-am chef de sex, mi-e dor de casa\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un sofer de tir intra intr-un bordel de pe traseu, pune 500 de dolari pe masa patroanei si spune: &#8211; Ai aici 500 de parai, da-mi cea mai grasa si nasoala femeie pe care o &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}