{"id":1122,"date":"2009-02-17T10:53:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T08:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/02\/17\/deschidere-depozit\/"},"modified":"2009-02-17T10:53:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T08:53:00","slug":"deschidere-depozit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/02\/deschidere-depozit\/","title":{"rendered":"Deschidere depozit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unul mai jerpelit intra intr-o banca. La ghiseu, ii zice  fetei:<br \/>\n&#8211; Duduie, vreau sa depun niste cacati de bani in  cacatul  vostru de banca&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Domnule, in banca noastra, noi nu permitem  asemenea vocabular. Il chem pe sefu&#8217;.<br \/>\n&#8211; Care-i problema, domnule? Intreaba sefu&#8217;.<br \/>\n&#8211; I-am zis duduii ca vreau sa depun niste cacati de bani in  cacatul vostru de banca&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Despre ce suma-i vorba ?<br \/>\n&#8211; A, un cacat de vreo doua milioane de dolari&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Cum si curva asta nu vrea sa va  serveasca?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unul mai jerpelit intra intr-o banca. La ghiseu, ii zice fetei: &#8211; Duduie, vreau sa depun niste cacati de bani in cacatul vostru de banca&#8230; &#8211; Domnule, in banca noastra, noi nu permitem asemenea vocabular. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}