{"id":1132,"date":"2009-02-23T12:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T10:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/02\/23\/doua-dorinte-si-una-acida\/"},"modified":"2009-02-23T12:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T10:43:00","slug":"doua-dorinte-si-una-acida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/02\/doua-dorinte-si-una-acida\/","title":{"rendered":"Dou\u0103 dorin\u0163e \u015fi-una acid\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trei tipi : un roman un tigan si un ungur pescuiesc. La un moment dat li se incurca unditele si prind toti 3 un pestisor de aur. Pestisorul  le zice ca din cauza ca toti 3 l-au scos din apa va  indeplini o singura dorinta la fiecare. Unguru zice eu vreau ca toti ungurii sa fie in Ungaria si sa fie bogati si fericiti. Dispare. Tiganu zice eu vreau ca toti tiganii sa fie in India fericiti , bogati.  Dispare. Romanu se uita in toate partile si il intreba pe pestisor:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ungurii is in Ungaria ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<br \/>\n&#8211; Toti ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<br \/>\n&#8211; Si tiganii in India ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<br \/>\n&#8211; Toti ?<br \/>\n&#8211; Da.<br \/>\nSe uita la pestisor si zice:<br \/>\n&#8211; Mie da-mi un Pepsi Light.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trei tipi : un roman un tigan si un ungur pescuiesc. La un moment dat li se incurca unditele si prind toti 3 un pestisor de aur. Pestisorul le zice ca din cauza ca toti &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}