{"id":1176,"date":"2009-04-01T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T08:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/04\/01\/stewardesa\/"},"modified":"2009-04-01T11:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-01T08:06:00","slug":"stewardesa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/stewardesa\/","title":{"rendered":"Stewardesa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-un avion pilo\u0163ii au uitat microfonul de comunica\u0163ie cu pasagerii deschis! Zice unul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Ce facem? Facem sex cu stewardesa sau m\u00e2nc\u0103m? Cel\u0103lalt r\u0103spunde:<br \/>\n&#8211; M\u00e2nc\u0103m mai \u00eent\u00e2i. Stewardesa \u00eei aude \u015fi se gr\u0103be\u015fte spre cabin\u0103 s\u0103-i avertizeze c\u0103 au l\u0103sat sta\u0163ia deschis\u0103, dar se \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u015fi cade. La care o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei zice:<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu te gr\u0103bi maic\u0103, n-ai  auzit? Mai \u00eent\u00e2i vor s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-un avion pilo\u0163ii au uitat microfonul de comunica\u0163ie cu pasagerii deschis! Zice unul: &#8211; Ce facem? Facem sex cu stewardesa sau m\u00e2nc\u0103m? Cel\u0103lalt r\u0103spunde: &#8211; M\u00e2nc\u0103m mai \u00eent\u00e2i. Stewardesa \u00eei aude \u015fi se gr\u0103be\u015fte spre &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}