{"id":1192,"date":"2009-04-15T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T11:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/04\/15\/la-psihilog\/"},"modified":"2009-04-15T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T11:35:00","slug":"la-psihilog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/la-psihilog\/","title":{"rendered":"La psihilog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un psiholog american avea un grup de 4 mame la terapie:<br \/>\n&#8211; Cu toate aveti obsesii! a observat el&#8230;<br \/>\nCatre prima mama:<br \/>\n&#8211; Tu esti obsedata de mancare! Ti-ai botezat fiica Candy.<br \/>\nCatre a 2-a:<br \/>\n&#8211; Obsesia ta este  a avea bani. Pe copilul tau il cheama Penny.<br \/>\nCatre a 3-a:<br \/>\n&#8211; Obsesia ta este alcoolul. Aceasta se manifesta in numele copilului tau, Brandy.<br \/>\nIn acest punct, mama celui de-al 4-lea copil se ridica iritata, isi ia odrasla de mana si-i spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Hai Dick, noi plecam!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un psiholog american avea un grup de 4 mame la terapie: &#8211; Cu toate aveti obsesii! a observat el&#8230; Catre prima mama: &#8211; Tu esti obsedata de mancare! Ti-ai botezat fiica Candy. Catre a 2-a: &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}