{"id":11970,"date":"2014-02-14T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T12:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=11970"},"modified":"2014-02-14T12:45:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T12:45:00","slug":"cele-mai-de-succes-declaratii-de-dragoste-de-valentines-day-in-functie-de-meserie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2014\/02\/cele-mai-de-succes-declaratii-de-dragoste-de-valentines-day-in-functie-de-meserie\/","title":{"rendered":"Cele mai de succes declara\u0163ii de dragoste de Valentine&#8217;s day, \u00een func\u0163ie de meserie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/VD.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-11972 alignleft\" alt=\"VD\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/VD.png\" width=\"307\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/VD.png 511w, https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/VD-300x263.png 300w, https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/VD-363x318.png 363w, https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/VD-462x405.png 462w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 307px) 100vw, 307px\" \/><\/a>Pompierul<\/strong>: Dac\u0103 mi-ai cere acum s\u0103 sar \u00een foc pentru tine, n-a\u015f ezita nicio clip\u0103 s\u0103 ies \u015fi eu pu\u0163in la o bere cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii, OK?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Degust\u0103torul de vinuri \u015fi nu numai<\/strong>: Scumpa mea, te iubesc de la A-ul absintului la Z-ul zaib\u0103rului.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Electricianul<\/strong>: S\u0103 nu te ui\u0163i spre soare, c\u0103ci \u00ee\u015fi va rev\u0103rsa toat\u0103 lumina \u00een ochii t\u0103i \u015fi iar\u0103\u015fi o s\u0103 m\u0103 chinui dou\u0103 ore s-aprind veioza de la ma-ta, ca ultima oara c\u00e2nd s-a ars becul \u00een dormitor.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>L\u0103c\u0103tu\u015ful<\/strong>: Pielea ta e at\u00e2t de fin\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi \u015fmirghelul s-ar c\u0103i.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Programatorul<\/strong>: A\u015f renun\u0163a oric\u00e2nd la o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 de scris testcase-uri, ca s\u0103-mi petrec o clip\u0103 cu tine.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Stelistul de meserie<\/strong>: Steaua mea, sunt trup \u015fi suflet pentru culorile ro\u015f-albastre ale ochilor t\u0103i obosi\u0163i d-at\u00e2ta stat cu nasul \u00een site-urile de shopping online.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Poetul<\/strong>: Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103-mi exprim dragostea pe care \u0163i-o port \u00een cuvinte, ar ie\u015fi un thriller de mare succes.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>STS-istul<\/strong>: E\u015fti at\u00e2t de fermec\u0103toare c\u00e2nd vorbe\u015fti, \u00eenc\u00e2t a\u015f sta s\u0103 te ascult toat\u0103 ziua.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><strong>Medicul ginecolog<\/strong>: Experien\u0163a cu tine m\u0103 face s\u0103 devin din ce \u00een ce mai profund.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pompierul: Dac\u0103 mi-ai cere acum s\u0103 sar \u00een foc pentru tine, n-a\u015f ezita nicio clip\u0103 s\u0103 ies \u015fi eu pu\u0163in la o bere cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii, OK? Degust\u0103torul de vinuri \u015fi nu numai: Scumpa mea, te &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[3715,3714],"class_list":["post-11970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","tag-declaratii-de-dragoste","tag-valentines-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11970"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11973,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11970\/revisions\/11973"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}