{"id":1211,"date":"2008-11-28T18:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-28T16:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/11\/28\/un-sofer-intra-intr-o-carciuma\/"},"modified":"2008-11-28T18:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-28T16:23:00","slug":"un-sofer-intra-intr-o-carciuma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/11\/un-sofer-intra-intr-o-carciuma\/","title":{"rendered":"Un sofer intra intr-o carciuma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un sofer intra intr-o carciuma, ia un rachiu si incepe sa injure si sa scuipe pe jos: &#8222;baga-mi-as p&#8230; in el de trabant&#8221;<br \/>Il intreaba lumea: &#8222;Aaa, ai trabant?&#8221;<br \/>&#8222;Nu,  sunt sofer de camion. stati sa va zic. baga-mi-as p&#8230; in el de trabant&#8221; si iar scuipa pe jos.<br \/>&#8222;Pai intr-o curba am iesit de pe carosabil si opreste un dobitoc cu trabantu cica vrea sa ma ajute, sa-mi tracteze camionul &#8216;tu-i gura mamii lui de trabant&#8221; si iar scuipa &#8222;la care pe mine ma pufneste rasul, ma uit la el si-i zic: &#8222;mah, daca tu tractezi camionul cu rahatul asta de mashina, io iti sug p&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un sofer intra intr-o carciuma, ia un rachiu si incepe sa injure si sa scuipe pe jos: &#8222;baga-mi-as p&#8230; in el de trabant&#8221;Il intreaba lumea: &#8222;Aaa, ai trabant?&#8221;&#8222;Nu, sunt sofer de camion. stati sa va &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}