{"id":1218,"date":"2008-11-24T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T08:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/11\/24\/un-englez-un-american-si-un-arab\/"},"modified":"2008-11-24T10:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-24T08:10:00","slug":"un-englez-un-american-si-un-arab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/11\/un-englez-un-american-si-un-arab\/","title":{"rendered":"Un englez, un american si un arab"},"content":{"rendered":"<div xmlns='http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml'>Un englez, un american si un arab stau de vorba despre familiile lor intr-un bar.<br \/>Englezul zice:<br \/>&#8222;Am 10 copii acasa si daca as mai face unul as avea o echipa de fotbal!&#8221;<br \/>&#8222;Eeii&#8221;, spune americanul, &#8222;eu am 15 copii acasa si daca ma mai fortez o data imi fac o echipa de fotbal american!&#8221;<br \/>In sfarsit, arabul zice:<br \/>&#8222;Eu am 17  neveste acasa&#8221;. <br \/>Face o pauza in timp ce soarbe tacticos din pahar.<br \/>&#8222;Daca imi mai iau una, imi fac teren de golf!&#8221;<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un englez, un american si un arab stau de vorba despre familiile lor intr-un bar.Englezul zice:&#8222;Am 10 copii acasa si daca as mai face unul as avea o echipa de fotbal!&#8221;&#8222;Eeii&#8221;, spune americanul, &#8222;eu am &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}