{"id":1242,"date":"2009-04-16T17:37:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T14:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/04\/16\/devorati-devorati-devorati\/"},"modified":"2009-04-16T17:37:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T14:37:00","slug":"devorati-devorati-devorati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/devorati-devorati-devorati\/","title":{"rendered":"Devora\u0163i, devora\u0163i, devora\u0163i!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1243\" title=\"devorati-devorati-devorati\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/image_121791664499762500_1.jpg\" alt=\"devorati-devorati-devorati\" width=\"190\" height=\"190\" \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gata, s-a terminat perioada de acalmie, a re\u00eenceput agita\u0163ia din centrele comerciale. Unii \u00eei spun febra cump\u0103r\u0103turilor ca \u015fi cum, brusc, au r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 nicio surs\u0103 de hran\u0103 iar acum sunt \u00een criz\u0103 de timp sau orice altceva pentru a-\u015fi umple frigiderele. Magazinele sunt \u00een\u0163esate de figuri disperate \u00een a prinde un c\u0103rucior gol, un loc de parcare, o ofert\u0103 senza\u0163ional\u0103, o cump\u0103r\u0103tur\u0103 de ultim moment \u015fi inutil\u0103. Dup\u0103 un post \u00eendelung \u015fi la mod\u0103, se pare, a venit momentul s\u0103 reintroducem \u00een circuitul natural mieii, ou\u0103le, cozonacii, ra\u0163ele, verzele, salatele, vinurile, peturile, pungile, majoritatea sub form\u0103 de c\u0103cat excesiv. \u015ei nu v\u0103 \u00eengrijora\u0163i, m\u00e2nca\u0163i c\u00e2t pute\u0163i, bubui\u0163i-v\u0103 pielea, \u00eenro\u015fi\u0163i-v\u0103 ficatul, exist\u0103 remedii! La TV, perioada este propice pentru reclame la medicamente digestive, mesajele acestora fiind \u00een ton cu pofta grobian\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare a poporului. Studiourile tv se vor muta \u00een sec\u0163iile de urgen\u0163\u0103 ale spitalelor, organiz\u00e2nd concursuri de vomitat, indigestie \u015fi alte bombe culinare. La pl\u0103cinte, \u00eenainte!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201c<strong>L\u0103custa <\/strong>este una dintre cele mai lacome  insecte, devor\u00e2nd zilnic o cantitate de hran\u0103 egal\u0103 cu greutatea sa. <strong>L\u0103custa<\/strong> v\u00e2neaz\u0103 \u00een timpul nop\u0163ii greierii care dorm. Printre l\u0103custe exist\u0103 unele specii care se autodevor\u0103. Insensibile la durere, ele \u00eencep prin a-\u015fi m\u00e2nca picioarele din fa\u0163\u0103, apoi partea posterioar\u0103 a corpului. Acest lucru nu-l fac din lips\u0103 de hran\u0103.<br \/>\n<strong>L\u0103custele c\u0103l\u0103toare<\/strong>, duse de v\u00e2nturile dominante, pot zbura f\u0103r\u0103 \u00eentrerupere 2000 km, cu o vitez\u0103 de 40 km\/h, ceea ce le ofer\u0103 o suprafa\u0163\u0103 de devastare considerabil\u0103. Nicio alt\u0103 insect\u0103 nu este at\u00e2t de rezistent\u0103.\u201d<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Gata, s-a terminat perioada de acalmie, a re\u00eenceput agita\u0163ia din centrele comerciale. Unii \u00eei spun febra cump\u0103r\u0103turilor ca \u015fi cum, brusc, au r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 nicio surs\u0103 de hran\u0103 iar acum sunt \u00een criz\u0103 de &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96,103],"tags":[838,1261,1599,1834,2044],"class_list":["post-1242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrari-din-cartier","category-promo","tag-comercial","tag-exces","tag-hrana","tag-lacusta","tag-medicamente"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}