{"id":1262,"date":"2009-04-06T13:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-06T10:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/04\/06\/sperminator\/"},"modified":"2009-04-06T13:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-06T10:44:00","slug":"sperminator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/sperminator\/","title":{"rendered":"Sperminator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1811\" title=\"penis_cuflinks_large\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/penis_cuflinks_large-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"penis_cuflinks_large\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>Un caz incredibil a f\u0103cut \u00eenconjurul patriei \u0163ariste, de la Groznyy p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Vladivostok : un anume pui de Stalin, dintr-o regiune la fel de \u00eendep\u0103rtat\u0103 de civiliza\u0163ie precum minoritatea principal\u0103 a Rom\u00e2niei, \u015fi-a pierdut \u00een copil\u0103rie pungu\u0163a cu doi bani, pungu\u0163\u0103 f\u0103uritoare de adev\u0103rate miracole reproductive. Nu se \u015ftiu motivele exacte ale acestei dispari\u0163ii \u00eens\u0103, uit\u00e2ndu-se mai aprofundat \u015fi la instrumentul stafidit, amicii lui au g\u0103sit cauza : vodk\u0103 b\u0103ut\u0103 cu regularitate, \u00een exces \u00eenc\u0103 de la o v\u00e2rst\u0103 fraged\u0103, de aici \u015fi zicala : \u201cbei p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i cad boa\u015fele\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Dus la o clinic\u0103 specializat\u0103, doctorii au  constatat c\u0103 pacientul nu poate face de nicio culoare copii, \u00een ciuda faptului c\u0103 acesta era c\u0103s\u0103torit \u015fi avea 2 prichindei frumo\u015fi, fapt ce ne confirm\u0103 faptul c\u0103 \u015fi \u00een \u00eendep\u0103rtata Rusie curvele se adapteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Medicii au decis s\u0103-i repare busola, ad\u0103ugindu-i \u015fi un s\u0103cule\u0163 de toat\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea luat de la un ghinionist c\u0103lcat de tramvai \u00een Moscova. I-au t\u0103iat \u015fi coco\u015felul, \u00een locul acestuia ap\u0103r\u00e2nd unul tunat, falnic ca un stejar, o m\u00e2ndrie de 9 \u0163oli capabil\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 fericit\u0103 orice specie terestr\u0103 sau acvatica de pe acele meleaguri.<\/p>\n<p>Imediat dup\u0103 ce se va recupera perfect \u015fi dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u015fi va unge membrul viitor erect cu ulei pe la balamale, pacientul a spus c\u0103-\u015fi va \u00eencerca norocul \u00een industria filmelor porno.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei dorim \u201csuccesuri\u201d \u015fi \u00een acela\u015fi timp s\u0103 nu stea prea mult cu ea la soare deoarece s-ar putea s\u0103 se ia culoarea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un caz incredibil a f\u0103cut \u00eenconjurul patriei \u0163ariste, de la Groznyy p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een Vladivostok : un anume pui de Stalin, dintr-o regiune la fel de \u00eendep\u0103rtat\u0103 de civiliza\u0163ie precum minoritatea principal\u0103 a Rom\u00e2niei, \u015fi-a pierdut &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[2466,2918,2998],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-se-intampla-la-ei","tag-penis","tag-rusia","tag-scrot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}