{"id":1263,"date":"2009-04-02T23:53:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/04\/02\/vis-de-oscar-a-ii\/"},"modified":"2009-04-02T23:53:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T20:53:00","slug":"vis-de-oscar-a-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/04\/vis-de-oscar-a-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"Vis de Oscar(a) II"},"content":{"rendered":"

Urm\u0103rit de propriile-mi temeri personificate \u00een gardieni plini de suspiciune \u015fi c\u0103zut victim\u0103 unei stranii translucidit\u0103\u0163i temporale, nimerisem cu totul arbitrar printr-o u\u015f\u0103 a min\u0163ii \u00een toiul unei inedite partide de pocher pe deocheatelea<\/a>. Protagonistele, patru la num\u0103r, dispuse fiecare pe c\u00e2te o latur\u0103 a dreptunghiului ce \u00eencadra masa de joc, urm\u0103reau nemi\u015fcate cursul jocului, f\u0103r\u0103 a schi\u0163a m\u0103car o grimas\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd senza\u0163ia c\u0103 sunt participante cu drepturi depline la un ritual obscur. La sf\u00e2r\u015fitul fiec\u0103rei m\u00e2ini, c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103toarea, cu ochii str\u00e2ns \u00eenchi\u015fi, v\u00e2ntur\u00e2ndu-\u015fi m\u00e2inile necontrolat \u00een \u00eencercarea sa de a stabili o punte energetic\u0103 cu fiecare dintre perdante – interconectare energetic\u0103 sau \u00eensu\u015fi deochiul – se domolea subit, afi\u015f\u00e2nd un aer triumf\u0103tor, imediat ce procesul era complet, l\u0103s\u00e2nd r\u0103gaz a\u015fa-ziselor sale victime s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi revin\u0103, \u00een timp ce sorbea cu sete dintr-o \u0163igar\u0103 proasp\u0103t aprins\u0103. Acestea din urm\u0103 se repezeau instantaneu la ce\u015ftile pline cu o\u0163et, a\u015fezate \u00een st\u00e2nga fiec\u0103reia. Dup\u0103 ce tr\u0103geau ad\u00e2nc \u00een piept aerul \u00eemb\u00e2csit de vaporii de o\u0163et emana\u0163i \u00een gura ce\u015ftilor, \u00eencepeau s\u0103-\u015fi spun\u0103 \u015foptit desc\u00e2ntece una alteia, \u0163in\u00e2ndu-se de m\u00e2ini \u00eentr-un triunghi al alin\u0103rii. Apoi, \u00eencepeau un nou joc, repet\u00e2nd iar \u015fi iar aceia\u015fi pa\u015fi, acelea\u015fi mi\u015fc\u0103ri.
\nTot urm\u0103rind s\u0103 descifrez ce se petrecea \u00een sufrageria \u00een care holul \u00eengust, unde \u00eemi g\u0103sisem temporar refugiul, se izbea parc\u0103 de opacitatea u\u015fii \u00eentredeschise, am z\u0103rit, \u00een col\u0163ul diametral opus al camerei \u00een care cele patru juc\u0103toare – prizoniere ale senectu\u0163ii – decartau \u00een voie, ag\u0103\u0163at de perete, un televizor. Masa pe care l\u00e2ncezea de obicei carcasa din material plastic prev\u0103zut\u0103 cu un ecran plat, servea \u00een acele momente drept spa\u0163iu de joc duduilor \u00een trans\u0103 cartofor\u0103. Foarte bizar mi s-a p\u0103rul mecanismul de prindere al acestuia de peretele \u00eeng\u0103lbenit de fumul v\u00e2scos al tutunului. Barza, care normal ar fi trebuit s\u0103-\u015fi g\u0103seasc\u0103 \u00een lini\u015fte locul pe milieul cu boabe de struguri de pe televizor, era fixat\u0103 cu soclul s\u0103u \u00eengust pe perete, concur\u00e2nd parc\u0103 no\u0163iunea de perpendicularitate emanat\u0103 docil de col\u0163urile camerei. Ciocul lunguie\u0163 \u00eei era \u00eendreptat \u00een sus, iar penele \u00eei st\u0103teau \u00eenfoiate, sus\u0163in\u00e2nd la unison un protest tacit iscat de supliciul alimentat de noua sa func\u0163ie extra-decorativ\u0103.
\nFor\u0163a de gravita\u0163ie cu care ac\u0163iona m\u0103g\u0103oaia electronic\u0103 asupra berzei din por\u0163elan era anulat\u0103 de priza acesteia cu peretele, datorat\u0103 \u00een bun\u0103 m\u0103sur\u0103 adezivului \u00eentrebuin\u0163at. M-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 nu putea fi altceva dec\u00e2t pelicanol acvatic, o combina\u0163ie oniric\u0103 ob\u0163inut\u0103 dintr-un amestec de saliv\u0103 de pelican \u015fi sperm\u0103 de balen\u0103 uciga\u015f\u0103.
\nLa televizor, cadrele se derulau fulminant \u00eentr-un caleidoscop de nedeslu\u015fit al culorilor. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde \u00een care am \u00eencercat s\u0103 focalizez, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 disting pu\u0163in c\u00e2te pu\u0163in personajele ce se derulau \u00eentr-o goan\u0103 nebun\u0103 pe ecran. Primele indicii l\u0103sau s\u0103 se \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103 c\u0103 era vorba despre un film de desen animat. C\u00e2nd imaginea se limpezi c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t, l-am putut identifica pe Pluto, c\u00e2inele sl\u0103b\u0103nog, care alerga \u00een zigzaguri \u00een jurul unei ciud\u0103\u0163enii cu o \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015fare nemaiv\u0103zut\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103 inert\u0103, ridic\u00e2nd \u00een urma-i un praf \u00eenec\u0103cios ce d\u0103dea senza\u0163ia c\u0103 era principala surs\u0103 a fumului din camer\u0103. Brusc, ca \u015fi cum o revela\u0163ie \u00eemi inundase tot corpul, am \u015ftiut c\u0103 ciud\u0103\u0163enia h\u0103ituit\u0103 de Pluto, c\u00e2inele sl\u0103b\u0103nog, nu era altceva dec\u00e2t o drupie!!!<\/p>\n

Vis de Oscar(a) III –><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Urm\u0103rit de propriile-mi temeri personificate \u00een gardieni plini de suspiciune \u015fi c\u0103zut victim\u0103 unei stranii translucidit\u0103\u0163i temporale, nimerisem cu totul arbitrar printr-o u\u015f\u0103 a min\u0163ii \u00een toiul unei inedite partide de pocher pe deocheatelea. Protagonistele, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[134,1051,2363,2560,3311,3580],"class_list":["post-1263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idei-fertile","tag-aberatii","tag-desene-animate","tag-oscar","tag-pocher","tag-televizor","tag-vis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}