\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I-auzi \u015ftire \u00een fi\u0163uica de metrou (eee, n-am citit eu, mi-a spus un prieten): Megan Fox, celebra actri\u0163\u0103 (!), \u015fi-a tras o adev\u0103rat\u0103 gr\u0103din\u0103 zoologic\u0103 dup\u0103 desp\u0103r\u0163irea de iubitul ei. M\u0103 rog, a\u015fa consider\u0103 jurnali\u015ftii de la tabloid, \u015fi anume c\u0103 cinci c\u00e2ini, dou\u0103 pisici, dou\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103ri \u015fi o veveri\u0163\u0103 \u00eenseamn\u0103 o gr\u0103din\u0103 zoologic\u0103. Oare p\u0103rin\u0163ii nu i-or fi dus niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 viziteze una?… Revenind, odat\u0103 cu plecarea porcului nenorocit din via\u0163a divei (!!), aceasta a achizi\u0163ionat o cas\u0103 cu gr\u0103din\u0103, devenit\u0103 un adev\u0103rat imperiu pentru necuv\u00e2nt\u0103toarele preferate ale duduii. Deci, porcul m\u00e2nc\u0103tor de veveri\u0163\u0103 a fost \u00eenlocuit cu un porcu\u015for vietnamez, m\u00e2nc\u0103tor de orez, o veveri\u0163\u0103, alta dec\u00e2t cea a porcului \u015fi restul de or\u0103t\u0103nii amintite mai sus. D\u00e2nsa chiar a declarat c\u0103 zestrea animal\u0103 \u00eei va cre\u015fte pentru c\u0103 se \u00eendr\u0103goste\u015fte pe loc de orice anim\u0103lu\u0163 care-i iese \u00een cale \u015fi nu se poate ab\u0163ine s\u0103 nu-l ia acas\u0103. Hm…Un fel de Michael Jackson \u00een varianta zoofil\u0103, a\u015f zice cu nesim\u0163ire.
\n\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor sau nu, o prieten\u0103 a domni\u015foarei a declarat c\u0103 acesteia i-au pl\u0103cut tot timpul animalele iar cu ani \u00een urm\u0103 chiar adora s\u0103 se joace cu \u015ferpii. Cititorii s-au \u00eentrebat imediat dac\u0103 o fi vorba despre renumi\u0163ii \u015ferpi cu un ochi…Cel mai bine ar fi s\u0103-l \u00eentreb\u0103m pe porcul r\u0103mas cu r\u00e2tul \u00een soare \u015fi cu papucii \u00een copite, acesta put\u00e2nd cu siguran\u0163\u0103 s\u0103 ne dea detalii despre veveri\u0163a din gr\u0103din\u0103, alunele ei preferate, anim\u0103lu\u0163ele aduse \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi, mai ales, dac\u0103 \u015ferpii din trecut erau de juc\u0103rie sau n\u0103p\u00e2rleau natural. Revenim, dup\u0103 ce afl\u0103m \u015fi c\u00e2teva detalii despre cele dou\u0103 p\u0103s\u0103ri care se joac\u0103 acum cu veveri\u0163a, \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103. Foto nu, c\u0103 nu ne st\u0103 \u00een fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I-auzi \u015ftire \u00een fi\u0163uica de metrou (eee, n-am citit eu, mi-a spus un prieten): Megan Fox, celebra actri\u0163\u0103 (!), \u015fi-a tras o adev\u0103rat\u0103 gr\u0103din\u0103 zoologic\u0103 dup\u0103 desp\u0103r\u0163irea de iubitul ei. M\u0103 rog, a\u015fa consider\u0103 …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[1515,2051,2601,2970,3266,3549],"class_list":["post-1271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mondenarii","tag-gradina-zoologica","tag-megan-fox","tag-porc","tag-sarpe","tag-tabloid","tag-veverita"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}