\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Orice ai face, orice ai g\u00e2ndi are un \u00eenceput, e un \u00eenceput de sf\u00e2r\u0219it. \u00ce\u021bi dai seama de lucrul \u0103sta c\u00e2nd te na\u0219ti \u0219i \u00eencepi s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi, \u0219i pl\u00e2ngi vreo 2-3 luni de nu te mai opre\u0219ti. \u00centotdeauna e cineva l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 te fac\u0103 s\u0103 te sim\u021bi confortabil, b\u0103g\u00e2ndu-\u021bi un sf\u00e2rc \u00een gur\u0103. Vei vedea mai t\u00e2rziu c\u0103 nu e chiar a\u0219a de r\u0103u. Pentru moment practica asta este menit\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi reprime primul sentiment fa\u021b\u0103 de lumea \u00een care vei sf\u00e2r\u0219i inevitabil (parc\u0103 era mai bine \u00een\u0103untru!).
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Participi activ la distrugerea mediului \u00een care vei \u00eenfrunta finalul. M\u0103n\u00e2nci \u00een exces astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t destabilizezi bugetul celor doi acoli\u021bi ce-\u021bi supravegheaz\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103rile. Spargi orice obiect pe care pui m\u00e2na \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 aduci imaginea \u201clocuin\u021bei\u201d, a\u0219a cum o numesc cei doi, la stadiul de auster. Defechezi at\u00e2t de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t aerul din cas\u0103 s-a schimbat. Marchezi prima victorie c\u00e2nd el se \u00eenverzeste la fa\u021b\u0103, schimb\u00e2ndu-\u021bi scutecul\u2026Marchezi printr-un jet de pipi, nea\u0219teptat, direc\u021bionat c\u0103tre aparatul lui vizual. Frumoas\u0103 perioad\u0103\u2026Victorie dup\u0103 victorie!
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Primele cuvinte tot de la el le-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat..\u201dB\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula\u201d. Nervozitatea lui cresc\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i oboseala \u00eel fac s\u0103 repete obsesiv aceste cuvinte.Ne\u0219tiind ce \u00eenseamn\u0103, ai inceput s\u0103 le folose\u0219ti \u0219i tu \u00een \u00eencerc\u0103rile de a comunica cu al treilea personaj din peisaj,ea\u2026\u201dlapte, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula\u201d. S-a conformat imediat \u0219i din momentul \u0103la ai \u0219tiut cumva c\u0103 \u00a0\u201cpula\u201d e la comand\u0103 oriunde. Mda\u2026\u00eenceputurile misoginismului…
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dup\u0103 ce te-au obi\u0219nuit \u0219i cu exteriorul prin plimb\u0103ri dese cu c\u0103ruciorul, dup\u0103 ce r\u0103spunsurile la \u00eentrebarea \u201cde ce, b\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula?\u201d au \u00eencetat s\u0103 mai vin\u0103, dup\u0103 ce ai c\u0103zut de nenum\u0103rate ori \u00een fa\u021ba lor \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 mergi (prima oar\u0103 te-a luat ame\u021beala, semn c\u0103 ai r\u0103u de \u00een\u0103l\u021bime) au hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 te dea la cre\u0219\u0103, ulterior la gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103. N-ai s\u0103 mai vezi niciodat\u0103 doi indeci\u0219i ca ei, \u00een fiecare zi \u201cb\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula\u201d te duc \u0219i te aduc \u00eenapoi, \u00eenc\u00e2t ai clacat \u0219i ai renun\u021bat s\u0103-i mai \u00een\u021belegi.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 Ai crezut c\u0103 s-au schimbat c\u00e2nd te-au luat \u00eenapoi pentru vreo c\u00e2teva luni, te-au indus \u00een eroare cu mic dejun \u0219i desene animate la orice or\u0103, cu tone de dulciuri \u0219i o gramad\u0103 de juc\u0103rii. Ai sperat c\u0103 a\u0219a o s\u0103 fie mereu de acum \u00eenainte\u2026Asta p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd afar\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 plou\u0103 \u0219i te-au echipat cu \u201cc\u0103r\u021bi\u201d, \u201ccaiete\u201d, \u201cstilou\u201d \u0219i \u201cghiozdan\u201d, te-au \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een p\u0103tr\u0103\u021bele \u0219i \u021bi-au f\u0103cut v\u00e2nt pe u\u0219a c\u0219tre \u201c\u0218COAL\u0102\u201d.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ai observat, din clipa \u00een care ai ie\u0219it \u00een strad\u0103, c\u0103 nu e\u0219ti singurul ostracizat, ca o for\u021b\u0103 nev\u0103zut\u0103 atrage ca un magnet spre cl\u0103direa aia p\u0103tr\u0103\u021boas\u0103, o gramad\u0103 de pitici ca tine. \u00centr-o sal\u0103 mare v-au adunat pe mai mul\u021bi \u0219i \u00een scurt timp v-au l\u0103sat singuri cu o gras\u0103 cu p\u0103r ro\u0219cat, cu s\u00e2ni imen\u0219i, exact ca m\u0103tu\u0219\u0103-ta din partea lu\u2019 tactu\u2026O voce pi\u021big\u0103iat\u0103 care vorbe\u0219te \u00een \u021bipete scurte ca s\u0103 se fac\u0103 \u00een\u021beleas\u0103.
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 E\u0219ti clasa I \u0219i te obi\u0219nuiesti cu ideea. Nu \u0219tii ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 dar apari acolo \u00een fiecare zi, f\u0103c\u00e2nd bastona\u0219e \u0219i liniu\u021be al\u0103turi de piticul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine\u2026Stai un pic, piticul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine are p\u0103rul lung, ochi alba\u0219tri \u0219i poart\u0103 o fusti\u021b\u0103 albastr\u0103 cu floricele. Te \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 mergi dup\u0103 ore la ea s\u0103 v\u0103 juca\u021bi impreun\u0103. Poc..!!!!!
\n\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Confuzie, derut\u0103\u2026Incon\u0219tient\u2026.Un nor negru e parcat \u00een creiera\u0219ul t\u0103u. \u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu te treze\u0219ti \u00een \u021bipete \u0219i urlete, ale tale\u2026nu. Pe moment nu recuno\u0219ti unde te afli p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd prime\u0219ti un cot \u00een coaste \u0219i recuno\u0219ti l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine piticu\u2019 cu ochi alba\u0219tri \u0219i fusta cu floricele transformat \u00een\u2026\u201db\u0103ga-mi-a\u0219 pula\u201d\u2026nevast\u0103-mea. Aoleu\u2026\u0103la micu!!! Sf\u00e2r\u0219it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Orice ai face, orice ai g\u00e2ndi are un \u00eenceput, e un \u00eenceput de sf\u00e2r\u0219it. \u00ce\u021bi dai seama de lucrul \u0103sta c\u00e2nd te na\u0219ti \u0219i \u00eencepi s\u0103 pl\u00e2ngi, \u0219i pl\u00e2ngi vreo 2-3 luni de nu …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idei-fertile","category-jumatatea-plina"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}