{"id":1306,"date":"2009-03-11T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/03\/11\/ciorba-purificatoare\/"},"modified":"2009-03-11T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T15:15:00","slug":"ciorba-purificatoare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/03\/ciorba-purificatoare\/","title":{"rendered":"Ciorba purificatoare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cic\u0103 zece elevi de la un seminar teologic din Gala\u0163i au dat r\u00e2la dup\u0103 ce au servit masa de pr\u00e2nz la cantina \u015fcolii.  Suspecta num\u0103rul unu, ciorba!<\/p>\n<p>Sim\u0163indu-se cu musca pe p\u0103trunjel, buc\u0103t\u0103reasa \u015fef\u0103, tanti Busuioc, a recunoscut c\u0103, \u00een lipsa apei curente, s-a v\u0103zut nevoit\u0103 s\u0103 apeleze la stocul de agheasm\u0103 pentru a o pune de zeama bucluca\u015f\u0103, \u015fi cum mu\u015fteriii consumaser\u0103 alimente de dulce \u00een prealabil, s-a produs un declic mistico-culinar. De aici \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 la intoxica\u0163ia ecleziastico-nutri\u0163ional\u0103 a fost diferen\u0163\u0103 de doar c\u00e2teva linguri.<\/p>\n<p>Indigna\u0163i, cei din conducerea seminarului au declarat c\u0103 nu se a\u015fteptau ca elevii s\u0103 o fac\u0103 de oaie cu mult \u00eenainte de t\u0103ierea mielului. \u00cen acela\u015fi timp, pentru aportul adus la identificarea sp\u0103rg\u0103torilor de post, tanti Busuioc a primit o dezlegare la pe\u015fte de o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cic\u0103 zece elevi de la un seminar teologic din Gala\u0163i au dat r\u00e2la dup\u0103 ce au servit masa de pr\u00e2nz la cantina \u015fcolii. Suspecta num\u0103rul unu, ciorba! Sim\u0163indu-se cu musca pe p\u0103trunjel, buc\u0103t\u0103reasa \u015fef\u0103, tanti &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[775,1435,1725,2612,3021,3315],"class_list":["post-1306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-de-ale-lu-pacala","tag-ciorba","tag-galati","tag-intoxicatie","tag-post","tag-seminar","tag-teologie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}