{"id":1312,"date":"2009-03-10T17:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-10T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/03\/10\/experimente-dejaxate\/"},"modified":"2009-03-10T17:54:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-10T15:54:00","slug":"experimente-dejaxate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/03\/experimente-dejaxate\/","title":{"rendered":"Experimente deJAXAte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Descopera.ro<\/em> ne informeaz\u0103 c\u0103 un astronaut japonez inten\u0163ioneaz\u0103 s\u0103 testeze covorul zbur\u0103tor al lui Aladin, s\u0103 fac\u0103 skandenberg cu un coleg, s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi pun\u0103 pic\u0103turi \u00een ochi \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte ap\u0103 printr-un pai. Toate acestea nu vor avea loc \u00eentr-o emisiune televizat\u0103, ci vor fi puse \u00een practic\u0103 la <strong>bordul Sta\u0163iei Spa\u0163iale Interna\u0163ionale<\/strong>,  \u00een cadrul unui<strong> program de experimente tr\u0103snite ini\u0163iat de agen\u0163ia spa\u0163ial\u0103 japonez\u0103, JAXA.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00cent\u00e2i de toate, de unde p\u00e2n\u0103 unde au pus japonezii m\u00e2na pe covorul zbur\u0103tor al lui Aladin? \u015ei de ce \u00eel duc tocmai \u00een spa\u0163iu, unde po\u0163i pluti \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 ajutorul vreunei carpete magice!?<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, \u00een cazul \u00een care experimentele ie\u015fite din comun men\u0163ionate mai sus vor avea succes, propunem n\u0103stru\u015fnicilor cercet\u0103tori japonezi s\u0103 testeze \u00een condi\u0163ii de imponderabilitate \u015fi alte activit\u0103\u0163i cum ar fi \u00eentorsul cl\u0103titei, bor\u00e2tul \u015fi trasul de aplecate \u2013 \u00een tandem,  suflatul nasului \u015fi plasarea subtil\u0103 a bilu\u0163elor din material muco-izolant,  uitatul sub fust\u0103, pi\u015fatul la st\u00e2lp, flegmatul printre din\u0163i, coitul din pozi\u0163ia st\u00e2nd \u00een picioare, masturbatul din pozi\u0163ia cr\u0103c\u0103nat folosind ambele m\u00e2ini, ejacularea f\u0103r\u0103 prezervativ \u015fi, nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, pluta pe spate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Descopera.ro ne informeaz\u0103 c\u0103 un astronaut japonez inten\u0163ioneaz\u0103 s\u0103 testeze covorul zbur\u0103tor al lui Aladin, s\u0103 fac\u0103 skandenberg cu un coleg, s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi pun\u0103 pic\u0103turi \u00een ochi \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u015fte ap\u0103 printr-un pai. Toate acestea &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,105],"tags":[207,1269,1645,1773,1774,3148],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idei-fertile","category-se-intampla-la-ei","tag-aladin","tag-experiment","tag-imponderabilitate","tag-japonia","tag-jaxa","tag-spatiu"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}