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Chcuk Norris can detect both the Higgs boson and the tehnicolor particles.<\/p>\n

There is only one particle accelerator more powerfull than LHC: Chuck Norris. Particles just keep running from him, nearly at the speed of light.<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris can kill Schrodinger\u2019s cat for good.<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris can produce a chain reaction out of any stable isotope just by roundhouse kicking it in the face.<\/p>\n

The Higgs boson will be named \u201cThe Norris Particle\u201d.<\/p>\n

There is only one Higgs Boson, but after a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris, it became a whole family.<\/p>\n

Only Chuck Norris can run faster than the proton beam inside LHC.<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris can change the spin of the protons with a single round-house kick.<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris sucks black-holes dry, without the help of Hawking radiation!<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris can swallow a whole beam of acccelerated particles just for cleaning his teeth.<\/p>\n

The LHC was built when Chuck Norris accidentally performed a roundhouse kick at a subway station in Zurich.<\/p>\n

13.7 billion years ago, Chuck Norris said: \u201cLet there be Big-Bang\u201d<\/p>\n

No subquarks particles are known to exists because Chuck Norris didn\u2019t roundhouse kick a quark. Yet. When he decide to do this, LHC will became useless in studying the new physics created by those particles.<\/p>\n

There is no quadrupoles for controlling the proton beam at LHC. Chuck Norris simply stares at the protons and the Higgs boson pops out.<\/p>\n

Only Chuck Norris can use the LHC ring to propose. Andromeda said yes, but Chuck Norris kicked her in the face and she was projected 2 millions light-years away.<\/p>\n

LHC doesn\u2019t bring the Apocalipse. Only Chuck Norris can do that.<\/p>\n

There are no stable particles. Each and every particle exists as long as Chuck Norris looks at it.<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris uses micro-black-holes created at CERN to cook spaghetti for himself. Out of anything.<\/p>\n

Initially, neutrinos had no mass. But they prefer an encounter with Higgs boson rather than facing Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n

The photon was a stationary particle once. Until Chuck Norris roundhouse kick it. Just ask a photon about his speed nowadays.<\/p>\n

There are no gravitational waves. It\u2019s just Chuck Norris inhaling and exhaling after a roundhouse kick.<\/p>\n

There are no gluons holding the quarks inside hadrons. They are just sitting there, trying to hide from Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n

Ever wonder where does the energy needed for LHC came from? They got it all when Chuck Norris blinked once.<\/p>\n

Chuck Norris can inject neutral particles inside the LHC ring and detects whatever he wants, otherwise he will roundhouse kick you in the face with a force so powerfull that you would produce Higgs bosons instantly.<\/p>\n

Continuarea pe http:\/\/www.starlog.ro\/2008\/09\/09\/chuck-norris-lhc-facts\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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