{"id":1351,"date":"2009-02-08T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-08T12:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/02\/08\/re-ete-din-preparate-de-bloc\/"},"modified":"2009-02-08T14:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T12:48:00","slug":"re-ete-din-preparate-de-bloc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/02\/re-ete-din-preparate-de-bloc\/","title":{"rendered":"Re\u021bete din preparate de bloc"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/span>Bun\u0103 ziua, dragi locatari! V\u0103 invit\u0103m s\u0103 ne fi\u021bi al\u0103turi la o nou\u0103 edi\u021bie a emisiunii &bdquo;S\u0103 m&acirc;nc\u0103m nervii!&rdquo;. Invitatul obi\u0219nuit al emisiunii, vecinul de deasupra, ne-a f\u0103cut o surpriz\u0103 deosebit\u0103 prezent&acirc;ndu-ne una din re\u021betele sale matinale preferate, \u0219i anume &bdquo;Toc\u0103tur\u0103 \u021b\u0103r\u0103neasc\u0103 de nervi al\u0103turi de somn t\u0103v\u0103lit cu ciocanul&rdquo;. Dar iat\u0103 despre ce este vorba:<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align:justify\">-Ingrediente: pache\u021bele de nervi (&icirc;mprumutate de la vecini), somn dulce, pic\u0103turi chineze\u0219ti, ciocan, borma\u0219in\u0103, cuie, sc&acirc;nduri, un pet de bere de 2000 ml.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align:justify\">-Mod de preparare: se toac\u0103 m\u0103runt nervii, ad\u0103ug&acirc;ndu-se pe parcurs c&acirc;teva pic\u0103turi chineze\u0219ti cu ciocanul. Dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103, se dau pe g&acirc;t rapid 500 ml de bere. Se ia borma\u0219ina  \u0219i se c\u0103le\u0219te somnul dulce p&acirc;n\u0103 la punctul de fierbere, ad\u0103ug&acirc;nd cuiele unul c&acirc;te unul. Dup\u0103 &icirc;nc\u0103 jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, se mai sting 500 ml de bere. Cu ultimele pic\u0103turi chineze\u0219ti r\u0103mase, se f\u0103r&acirc;mi\u021beaz\u0103 nervii complet, &icirc;ntorc&acirc;ndu-se &icirc;n acela\u0219i timp somnul<span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp; <\/span>pe toate p\u0103r\u021bile p&acirc;n\u0103 la epuizare. Sc&acirc;ndurile \u0219i cuiele r\u0103mase se arunc\u0103 la final, &icirc;mpreun\u0103 cu berea r\u0103mas\u0103, peste amestecul ob\u021binut, \u021bin&acirc;ndu-se &icirc;nc\u0103 60 de minute la foc automat. Por\u021bia rezultat\u0103 este pentru trei etaje.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align:justify\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun:yes\">&nbsp;&nbsp; <\/span>Realizatorii emisiunii &icirc;mpreun\u0103 cu buc\u0103tarul v\u0103 doresc poft\u0103 bun\u0103 !&nbsp;<o:p><\/o:p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bun\u0103 ziua, dragi locatari! V\u0103 invit\u0103m s\u0103 ne fi\u021bi al\u0103turi la o nou\u0103 edi\u021bie a emisiunii &bdquo;S\u0103 m&acirc;nc\u0103m nervii!&rdquo;. Invitatul obi\u0219nuit al emisiunii, vecinul de deasupra, ne-a f\u0103cut o surpriz\u0103 deosebit\u0103 prezent&acirc;ndu-ne una din re\u021betele &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101],"tags":[504,1912,2249,2642,2857,3541],"class_list":["post-1351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","tag-bloc","tag-locatari","tag-nervi","tag-preparate","tag-reete","tag-vecin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}