{"id":1371,"date":"2009-01-31T17:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-31T15:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/31\/vara-asta-elena-udrea-vrea-si-deasupra\/"},"modified":"2009-01-31T17:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-31T15:48:00","slug":"vara-asta-elena-udrea-vrea-si-deasupra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/vara-asta-elena-udrea-vrea-si-deasupra\/","title":{"rendered":"Vara asta Elena Udrea vrea \u015fi deasupra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru <strong>doamna Elena Udrea<\/strong>, nu cred c\u0103 ar fi deloc un afront dac\u0103 a\u015f afirma c\u0103 e cu capul &icirc;n nori. Ca <strong>ministru al Turismului<\/strong>, c\u0103l\u0103tore\u015fte mult pe calea aerului. &Icirc;n plus, e blond\u0103, are aspira\u0163ii &icirc;nalte \u015fi posed\u0103 o capacitate toracic\u0103 generoas\u0103. Nu trebuie dec&acirc;t s\u0103 trag\u0103 aer ad&acirc;nc &icirc;n piept  \u015fi ajunge imediat la mare &icirc;n\u0103l\u0163ime; ar fi destul oxigen c&acirc;t s\u0103 &icirc;nal\u0163e un dirijabil peste creasta oric\u0103rui coco\u015f. <br \/>\n&Icirc;n acest sens, adic\u0103 cel al deplas\u0103rii pe calea aerului, <strong>doamna Elena Udrea <\/strong>ne-a asigurat c\u0103 din luna mai a anului &icirc;n curs, <strong>compania Tarom<\/strong> va pune la dispozi\u0163ia c\u0103l\u0103torilor curse aeriene de la Cluj \u015fi Bucure\u015fti c\u0103tre Constan\u0163a. Astfel, turi\u015ftii care doresc s\u0103 &icirc;\u015fi cheltuiasc\u0103 banii pe luxurianul litoral rom&acirc;nesc vor putea ajunge pe <strong>\u0163\u0103rmul M\u0103rii Negre<\/strong> c&acirc;t ai zice pe\u015fte, f\u0103r\u0103 a avea de a face cu bara la bar\u0103 la bar\u0103 la bar\u0103 din sufocantul trafic estival sau cu transpira\u0163ia din tren,  ba, mai mult, la &icirc;ntoarcere, ace\u015ftia put&acirc;nd ajunge acas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103car ca slipul s\u0103 li se fi uscat. Nimic nu se compar\u0103 cu un check-in &icirc;n \u015flapi, cu prosopul pe um\u0103r.<br \/>\nR\u0103m&acirc;ne de v\u0103zut c&acirc;\u0163i turi\u015fti dornici de b\u0103l\u0103cit vor apela la varianta aerian\u0103 propus\u0103 de <strong>doamna Udrea<\/strong>. Alta ar fi garan\u0163ia unei reu\u015fite dac\u0103, de exemplu, doamna ministru ar cere celor de la <strong>Tarom <\/strong>o curs\u0103 dus B\u0103neasa-Mamaia cu salt direct &icirc;n mare, dedesubtul unei para\u015fute, calitatea &icirc;nt&acirc;i, de unic\u0103 folosin\u0163\u0103. <br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pentru doamna Elena Udrea, nu cred c\u0103 ar fi deloc un afront dac\u0103 a\u015f afirma c\u0103 e cu capul &icirc;n nori. Ca ministru al Turismului, c\u0103l\u0103tore\u015fte mult pe calea aerului. &Icirc;n plus, e blond\u0103, are &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[389,1195,1992,1994,2109,3288],"class_list":["post-1371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politica-e-un-pornostar","tag-avion","tag-elena-udrea","tag-mare","tag-marea-neagra","tag-ministrul-turismului","tag-tarom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}