{"id":1379,"date":"2009-01-26T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/26\/vendeta-hip-hop-la-mcdonalds\/"},"modified":"2009-01-26T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T13:30:00","slug":"vendeta-hip-hop-la-mcdonalds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/vendeta-hip-hop-la-mcdonalds\/","title":{"rendered":"Vendet\u0103 hip-hop la McDonalds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt convins c\u0103 nu sunt singurul telespectator care se &icirc;ntreab\u0103 care \u015fni\u0163elul m\u0103-sii este leg\u0103tura &icirc;ntre<strong> noul cheeseburger de la McDonalds<\/strong> <strong>\u015fi vedeta hip-hop <\/strong>care geme din pozi\u0163ia balansat doi de &ldquo;\u0103&rdquo; la super pre\u0163. <br \/>\nAdic\u0103 presta\u0163ia rapperului face c&acirc;t o chifl\u0103 cu carne sau <strong>produsul McDonalds<\/strong> face c&acirc;t dou\u0103 silabe? P\u0103i avem a\u015fa:  dac\u0103 <strong>o vedet\u0103 hip-hop<\/strong> <strong>munce\u015fte pentru un cheeseburger de la McDonalds <\/strong>pre\u0163 de o secund\u0103, &icirc;nseamn\u0103 c\u0103 pentru o pies\u0103 de trei minute &icirc;n care &icirc;\u015fi vars\u0103 rimele f\u0103r\u0103 &icirc;ncetare ar c&acirc;stiga 120 de <strong>cheesburgeri<\/strong>. Cum un album are &icirc;n jur de zece piese, am avea 1200 de <strong>cheeseburgeri <\/strong>pe album pe cap de <strong>vedet\u0103 hip-hop<\/strong>. Adic\u0103<strong> o vedet\u0103 hip-hop<\/strong> de peste ocean ar c&acirc;\u015ftiga aproximativ echivalentul a 1200 de <strong>cheeseburgeri de la McDonalds<\/strong> pe an!? S\u0103-i spune\u0163i asta lui Snoop Dobitoc, b\u0103i doggydoggilor! Banii \u0103\u015ftia dac\u0103 &icirc;i ajung s\u0103-\u015fi duc\u0103 la cur\u0103\u0163at lan\u0163urile.<br \/>\nPe principiul c&acirc;t  ar trebui s\u0103 muncesc\u0103 omul pentru un c\u0103cat de <strong>cheeseburger <\/strong>iat\u0103 o list\u0103 de &icirc;ntreb\u0103ri care &icirc;\u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103 nedumerite r\u0103spunsurile:<\/p>\n<p>1.\tC&acirc;te duble ar trebui s\u0103 trag\u0103 o vedet\u0103 porno? <br \/>\n2.\tC&acirc;te ture de teren viran ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103 B\u0103nel?<br \/>\n3.\tCe \u015ftire ar trebui s\u0103 prezinte Esca?<br \/>\n4.\tC&acirc;te nanosecunde ar trebui s\u0103 stea degeaba \u0162iriac?<br \/>\n5.\tC&acirc;te emisiuni e nevoie s\u0103 fac\u0103 Mircea Badea?<\/p>\n<p>P&acirc;n\u0103 la aflarea r\u0103spunsurilor iat\u0103 \u015fi cele 15 secunde care &icirc;ngra\u015f\u0103 curul \u015fi sub\u0163iaz\u0103 mintea:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NKFRPNCGneE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NKFRPNCGneE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt convins c\u0103 nu sunt singurul telespectator care se &icirc;ntreab\u0103 care \u015fni\u0163elul m\u0103-sii este leg\u0103tura &icirc;ntre noul cheeseburger de la McDonalds \u015fi vedeta hip-hop care geme din pozi\u0163ia balansat doi de &ldquo;\u0103&rdquo; la super pre\u0163. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,27],"tags":[745,1581,2035,2802],"class_list":["post-1379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brusturi-media","category-video","tag-cheeseburger","tag-hip-hop","tag-mcdonalds","tag-reclama"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}