{"id":1393,"date":"2009-01-22T17:06:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/22\/calatorul-clandestin\/"},"modified":"2009-01-22T17:06:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T15:06:00","slug":"calatorul-clandestin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/calatorul-clandestin\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103l\u0103torul clandestin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am un prieten (<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/js\/fckeditor\/editor\/images\/smiley\/msn\/teeth_smile.gif\" \/>)care de mai bine de un an, omite zi de zi, &icirc;n fiecare s\u0103pt\u0103m&acirc;n\u0103, s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 abonament lunar pe R.A.T.B..<\/p>\n<p>&Icirc;\u015fi aduce aminte doar seara, &icirc;n drum spre cas\u0103, c&acirc;nd o voce feminin\u0103 ivit\u0103 din difuzoare roag\u0103 toat\u0103 suflarea c\u0103l\u0103toare din autobuz s\u0103 aleag\u0103 statutul de c\u0103l\u0103tor corect.<\/p>\n<p>Bine, asta dac\u0103 nu d\u0103 nas &icirc;n nas cu controlorii dis-de-diminea\u0163\u0103, la fel cum s-a &icirc;nt&acirc;mplat \u015fi ast\u0103zi. Atunci &icirc;ncep remu\u015fc\u0103rile, regretele, autocriticile, dar \u015fi negocierile.<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 cum ar suna \u015fi stenograma discu\u0163iei de ast\u0103zi dintre c\u0103l\u0103torul clandestin \u015fi cele dou\u0103 tanti controloare incoruptibile:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tanti #1<\/strong>: Bun\u0103 ziua, v\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi prezenta\u0163i legitima\u0163ia de c\u0103l\u0103torie.<br \/>\n<strong>C\u0103l\u0103torul clandestin:<\/strong> Doamn\u0103, n-am&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: Atunci prezenta\u0163i-mi v\u0103 rog un act de identitate.<br \/>\n<strong> Cc<\/strong>: Doamn\u0103, nici d-\u0103la n-am. Nu port&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: Atunci v\u0103 rog s\u0103 achita\u0163i 50 de lei, contravaloarea amenzii.<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: Doamn\u0103, nici asta nu pot s\u0103 fac. Mai bine &icirc;mi iau abonament cu banii \u0103\u015ftia&#8230;<br \/>\nAutobuzul opre\u015fte &icirc;n sta\u0163ie.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: Haide\u0163i mai bine jos&hellip;<br \/>\nCoboar\u0103.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: &Icirc;nc\u0103 o dat\u0103 v\u0103 mai rog: ar\u0103ta\u0163i-mi un act de identitate, o legitima\u0163ie, ceva&#8230; ca s\u0103 v\u0103 pot legitima. Nu se poate s\u0103 n-ave\u0163i.<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: Doamn\u0103, buletinul nu-l pot la mine c\u0103 n-are loc &icirc;n portofel. V\u0103 pot spune numele dar n-ave\u0163i ce face cu el.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: Haide\u0163i domnule, nu se poate&hellip; \u015fi chiar ar\u0103ta\u0163i a &#8230; <br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: P\u0103i vede\u0163i, nu v\u0103 mai lua\u0163i dup\u0103 aparen\u0163e.<br \/>\nTanti #2 z&acirc;mbe\u015fte.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 se poate rezolva u\u015for cu legitimarea?<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: Da doamn\u0103, dac\u0103 mergem la poli\u0163ie.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: Ori mergem la poli\u0163ie ori anun\u0163\u0103m politia R.A.T.B. s\u0103 vin\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 legitimeze. Da\u0163i datele \u015fi dac\u0103 acestea corespund, pute\u0163i pleca.<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: \u015etiu doamn\u0103 care e procedura. Dar chiar trebuie s\u0103 se ajung\u0103 la asta?<br \/>\n<strong>T#2<\/strong>: Atunci achita\u0163i cei 50 de lei \u015fi gata.<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: Doamn\u0103, 50 de lei am, dar \u0103\u015ftia &icirc;mi trebuie azi. Am &icirc;n schimb d-\u0103\u015ftia mai mici. <br \/>\nT#2 z&acirc;mbe\u015fte din nou.<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: Nu \u015ftiu cum se face c\u0103 m\u0103 prinde\u0163i doar atunci c&acirc;nd nu am abonament. C&acirc;nd &icirc;mi iau nu m\u0103 controleaz\u0103 nimeni.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: P\u0103i asta e \u015fi ideea. S\u0103 v\u0103 prindem c&acirc;nd nu ave\u0163i bilet. Noi suntem pl\u0103ti\u0163i la amenzi. Cu c&acirc;t d\u0103m mai multe cu at&acirc;t str&acirc;ngem mai mul\u0163i bani. Avem comision la amend\u0103.<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: P\u0103i \u015fi nu merge s\u0103 scurtcircuit\u0103m circuitul, ca s\u0103 zic a\u015fa.<br \/>\nT#1 \u015fi T#2 z&acirc;mbesc.<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: Nu merge s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc eu direct comisionul?<br  \/><br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: A\u015fa ceva nu se face. Pot s\u0103 ne prind\u0103 foarte u\u015for.<br \/>\nUn alt autobuz opre\u015fte &icirc;n sta\u0163ie. U\u015file se deschid iar T#1 \u015fi T#2 dau s\u0103 urce.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: Haide\u0163i, urca\u0163i \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103.<br \/>\nCc urc\u0103 \u015fi se opre\u015fte &icirc;n gura u\u015fii din fat\u0103 a autobuzului. Dup\u0103 o jum\u0103tate de minut, T#1 &icirc;i &icirc;ntinde un bilet compostat.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: Lua\u0163i biletul \u0103sta \u015fi pl\u0103ti\u0163i 2,6 lei pentru el.<br \/>\nCc ia biletul \u015fi &icirc;i &icirc;ntinde banii.<br \/>\n<strong>T#1<\/strong>: \u015ei&#8230;s\u0103 nu se mai &icirc;nt&acirc;mple!<br \/>\n<strong>Cc<\/strong>: V\u0103 mul\u0163umesc.<br \/>\nT#1 nu mai z&acirc;mbe\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p>Va urma! <br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am un prieten ()care de mai bine de un an, omite zi de zi, &icirc;n fiecare s\u0103pt\u0103m&acirc;n\u0103, s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 abonament lunar pe R.A.T.B.. &Icirc;\u015fi aduce aminte doar seara, &icirc;n drum spre cas\u0103, c&acirc;nd o voce &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101],"tags":[374,501,556,888,2757,3411],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","tag-autobuz","tag-blat","tag-bucuresti","tag-controlor","tag-ratb","tag-transport-in-comun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}