{"id":1431,"date":"2009-01-09T13:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T11:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2009\/01\/09\/americanii-dau-cu-flynt-juisarii\/"},"modified":"2009-01-09T13:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T11:47:00","slug":"americanii-dau-cu-flynt-juisarii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/01\/americanii-dau-cu-flynt-juisarii\/","title":{"rendered":"Americanii dau cu Flynt juis\u0103rii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ca orice criza mondial\u0103 care se respect\u0103, cic\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103ra recesiune din Statele Unite ale Americii ar fi cobor\u00e2t sub cota de avarie libidoul americanului de r\u00e2nd. P\u0103n\u0103 ca aceast\u0103 nou\u0103 caren\u0163\u0103 a angrenajului american s\u0103 se observe \u015fi la nivel demografic, s-ar fi f\u0103cut deja sim\u0163it\u0103 \u00een <strong>industria pornografic\u0103<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>A\u015fa se face c\u0103, pe fondul acestei presupuse abstinen\u0163e masive, marilor mah\u0103ri din bran\u015f\u0103 li s-a sculat s\u0103 cear\u0103 Congresului american miliardele de dolari necesare pentru reabilitarea acestei laturi at\u00e2t de indispensabile a industriei de peste ocean. \u00cen cur\u00e2nd se va ajunge la situa\u0163ia ingrat\u0103 ca Al-Qaeda s\u0103 cear\u0103 ajutor financiar americanilor invoc\u00e2nd criza mondial\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cAmericanii se pot descurca f\u0103r\u0103 ma\u015fin\u0103, dar nu f\u0103r\u0103 sex&#8221;<\/strong>, ar fi spus <strong>Larry Flynt<\/strong>. Eu unul nu sunt a\u015fa sigur. La importan\u0163a pe care o are ma\u015fina \u00een asigurarea confortului zilnic al americanului, sexul e un moft. \u015ei \u00een plus, o ma\u015fin\u0103 nu te refuz\u0103 niciodat\u0103. Nici m\u0103car atunci c\u00e2nd este pe butuci. O pedal\u0103, dou\u0103 po\u0163i da lejer \u015fi la rece, a\u015fa&#8230; \u015ei ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 are, m\u0103 rog, industria pornografic\u0103 cu practicarea sexului!? O erec\u0163ie, s\u0103 zicem, poate fi inhibat\u0103 de o situa\u0163ie material\u0103 precar\u0103 \u00een sine, nu de implica\u0163iile indirecte ale acesteia. Adic\u0103 dac\u0103 nu mai ai la ce porn\u0103ciuni  s\u0103 te benoclezi, c\u0103 nu mai merge <strong>industria porografic\u0103<\/strong>, nu mai po\u0163i face nici sex? Chiar e nevoie de un astfel de catalizator? \u00cen cel mai disperat caz \u00eencepi s\u0103 r\u0103v\u0103\u015fe\u015fti vechea colec\u0163ie de filme dac\u0103 te afli \u00een imposibilitatea achizi\u0163ion\u0103rii de material nou.<\/p>\n<p>Una peste alta, ca orice v\u00e2nz\u0103tor american \u015fi nu numai, b\u0103tr\u00e2nul <strong>Larry <\/strong>\u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi v\u00e2nd\u0103 produsul. Vorba aia <em><strong>futerem, non futerem labam necesarum est.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ca orice criza mondial\u0103 care se respect\u0103, cic\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103ra recesiune din Statele Unite ale Americii ar fi cobor\u00e2t sub cota de avarie libidoul americanului de r\u00e2nd. P\u0103n\u0103 ca aceast\u0103 nou\u0103 caren\u0163\u0103 a angrenajului american s\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,105],"tags":[250,949,1844,2607],"class_list":["post-1431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idei-fertile","category-se-intampla-la-ei","tag-america","tag-criza-mondiala","tag-larry-flynt","tag-pornografie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}