{"id":1479,"date":"2008-12-20T00:21:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T22:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/12\/20\/aniversare-cna-fara-parazitii\/"},"modified":"2008-12-20T00:21:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T22:21:00","slug":"aniversare-cna-fara-parazitii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/12\/aniversare-cna-fara-parazitii\/","title":{"rendered":"Aniversare CNA f\u0103r\u0103 Parazi\u0163ii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>CNA <\/strong>a decis joi s\u0103 someze <strong>Kiss FM<\/strong> deoarece \u00een timpul emisiunii <strong>Cronica C\u00e2rcota\u015filor<\/strong> a fost difuzat\u0103 \u00een fm piesa <strong>\u201cDe ziua ta\u201d<\/strong> a trupei <strong>Parazi\u0163ii<\/strong>, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se astfel uz de limbaj vulgar \u00eentr-un interval orar \u00een care copiii pot sta cu urechile p\u00e2lnie la difuzor.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103i \u00eenainte era altfel nene. Copiii nu beneficiau de luxul oferit de mijloacele media de ast\u0103zi \u00een materie de trivialit\u0103\u0163i. C\u00e2nd era vorba de \u00eembog\u0103\u0163irea repertoriului de cuvinte deocheate, mereu intra pe fir c\u00e2te-o vecin\u0103 mai dezghe\u0163at\u0103, vecin\u0103 care avea grij\u0103 s\u0103 se revan\u015feze cu o bombonic\u0103 la auzul fiec\u0103rui cuv\u00e2nt ur\u00e2t cu greu smuls din gura chind\u0103rului st\u00e2njenit de insisten\u0163a ei. Iar c\u00e2nd la coad\u0103 la p\u00e2ine micu\u0163ul\/micu\u0163a \u00eentreba \u00een gura mare: <em>mami, ce e aia pula?<\/em>, femeia  reac\u0163iona ca \u015fi cum s-ar fi rostit cel mai abominabil lucru cu putin\u0163\u0103 \u015fi intra pe loc \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt de ru\u015fine. \u015ei uite a\u015fa genera\u0163ii \u00eentregi se trezeau \u00een pragul pubert\u0103\u0163ii asociind pula sau pizda \u2013 dup\u0103 caz, cu ni\u015fte cuvinte \u00eenfior\u0103toare. Nu mai vorbim de \u00een\u0163elesul care se ascunde odat\u0103 cu ele \u00een pantaloni.  Ori, nu este chiar a\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Oricum, dac\u0103 <strong>Huidu \u015fi G\u0103inu\u015fa<\/strong> n-au pus p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163elul ro\u015fu \u00een col\u0163ul gurii \u00eenainte de difuzarea piesei, pentru ca p\u0103rin\u0163ii s\u0103 apuce s\u0103 le  pun\u0103 copiilor m\u00e2na la ochi sau s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 s\u0103 se uite \u00een lini\u015fte la wrestling, asta e. S\u0103 suporte consecin\u0163ele, frate! Cum ar veni asta? Tocmai acum s\u0103 dea curs desfr\u00e2ului? Acum c\u00e2nd s\u0103rb\u0103torile ne dau t\u00e2rcoale? C\u00e2nd spiritul Cr\u0103ciunului \u00eenv\u0103luie bradul schel\u0103 montat \u00een centrul ora\u015fului?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen preajma Cr\u0103ciunului, toate posturile de radio ar trebui s\u0103 fie adev\u0103rate transmi\u0163\u0103toare ale iubirii. Ar trebui ca pe toate frecven\u0163ele s\u0103 se-aud\u0103 clinchetul clopo\u0163eilor, trop\u0103itul renilor sau flatula\u0163iile Mo\u015fului. Copiii ar trebui s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 cu gura p\u00e2n\u0103 la t\u00e2mple ascult\u00e2nd radioul iubirii, \u00een drum spre cas\u0103 \u015fez\u00e2nd pe scaunul din spate al tr\u0103surii p\u0103rin\u0163ilor luat\u0103 \u00een leasing. \u015ei astfel, spiridu\u015fii \u015fi \u00eengera\u015fii ivi\u0163i pe calea undelor \u00een eter \u00ee\u015fi vor face loc printre pulele \u00eenaripate slobozite din gura celorlal\u0163i participan\u0163i la trafic.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 la modificarea grilelor de programe ale posturilor de radio, v\u0103 propun s\u0103 v\u0103 conecta\u0163i direct la fenomen. Cei care sufer\u0103 de verticalitate moral\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 mare grij\u0103 la spate. E o pies\u0103 cu mare greutate. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/js\/fckeditor\/editor\/images\/smiley\/msn\/wink_smile.gif\" alt=\"\"  \/><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/lVV_Tlr1RiA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/lVV_Tlr1RiA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNA a decis joi s\u0103 someze Kiss FM deoarece \u00een timpul emisiunii Cronica C\u00e2rcota\u015filor a fost difuzat\u0103 \u00een fm piesa \u201cDe ziua ta\u201d a trupei Parazi\u0163ii, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se astfel uz de limbaj vulgar \u00eentr-un interval orar &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96,27],"tags":[807,952,1007,1581,1602,1814,2205,2405,3609],"class_list":["post-1479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrari-din-cartier","category-video","tag-cna","tag-cronica-carcotasilor","tag-de-ziua-ta","tag-hip-hop","tag-huidu-si-gainusa","tag-kiss-fm","tag-muzica","tag-parazitii","tag-vulgar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}