{"id":1507,"date":"2008-12-09T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T12:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/12\/09\/generatia-pro-motor\/"},"modified":"2008-12-09T14:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T12:58:00","slug":"generatia-pro-motor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/12\/generatia-pro-motor\/","title":{"rendered":"Genera\u0163ia pro-motor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un ora\u015f foarte aglomerat, cu un trafic rutier intens \u015fi sufocat &icirc;nseamn\u0103  poluare cu mult peste limitele normale. Dac\u0103 mai ad\u0103ug\u0103m acestei liste \u015fi prezen\u0163a doar a c&acirc;torva petece de copaci \u015fi iarb\u0103 acoperit\u0103 de praf, ob\u0163inem re\u0163eta de succes a unei viitoare genera\u0163ii de copii oligofreni. Dar la a\u015fa copii, a\u015fa p\u0103rin\u0163i. &Icirc;n special p\u0103rin\u0163ii posesori de ma\u015fini de teren, SUV-uri sau cum le-or mai boteza. Prin natura lor, aceste tractoare urbane consum\u0103 foarte mult combustibil, urc&acirc;nd pre\u0163ul la petrol \u015fi elimin&acirc;nd o cantitate mare de noxe. Acum vine partea frustrant\u0103: &icirc;ntr-o urbe unde media de vitez\u0103 pe \u015fosele este de maxim 40 km\/h (zic \u015fi eu, ca martor cretin al acestui fenomen) care este scopul folosirii unui mijloc de transport de asemenea anvergur\u0103 ? Bine&icirc;n\u0163eles, &icirc;n afar\u0103 de cel al afi\u015f\u0103rii unei prestan\u0163e de neam prost \u015fi al &icirc;nmul\u0163irii cozilor de la benzin\u0103rie&hellip;De ce le place lor, maimu\u0163elor coclite, s\u0103 ard\u0103 gazul &icirc;n pl\u0103m&acirc;nii pro\u015ftilor care nu stau ascun\u015fi dup\u0103 un parbriz at&acirc;t de mare ?<\/p>\n<p>&Icirc;n fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103 inhalez un kilogram de plumb, ce-\u015fi face intrarea printre zecile de bilu\u0163e modelate de praful din atmosfera european\u0103 a ora\u015fului. \u015ei am o problema cu asta. O problem\u0103 care &icirc;mi deformeaz\u0103 creierul \u015fi a\u015fa ponosit, f\u0103c&acirc;ndu-m\u0103 s\u0103 le ofer putorilor un cadou deosebit de simpatic: un furtun pe care s\u0103-l conecteze cu un cap\u0103t la \u0163eava de e\u015fapament iar cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t s\u0103 \u015fi-l &icirc;nfig\u0103 &icirc;n nas. Sau &icirc;n cur, dac\u0103 le este mai u\u015for. S\u0103 creasc\u0103 mari, a\u015fa ca ma\u015finile lor. Hai, nu v\u0103 sim\u0163i\u0163i to\u0163i acum&hellip;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un ora\u015f foarte aglomerat, cu un trafic rutier intens \u015fi sufocat &icirc;nseamn\u0103 poluare cu mult peste limitele normale. Dac\u0103 mai ad\u0103ug\u0103m acestei liste \u015fi prezen\u0163a doar a c&acirc;torva petece de copaci \u015fi iarb\u0103 acoperit\u0103 de &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[835,897,1458,2017,2183,2289,2326,2350,2415,2588,2626,3261,3393,3585],"class_list":["post-1507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrari-din-cartier","tag-combustibil","tag-copii","tag-generatie","tag-masina","tag-motor","tag-noxe","tag-oligofreni","tag-oras","tag-parinti","tag-poluare","tag-praf","tag-suv","tag-trafic","tag-viteza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}