Scenariu posibil:<\/p>\n
\u201eS\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 am vrut s\u0103 fiu romantic. Am v\u0103zut io la tv c\u0103 se deschide nu \u015ftiu ce mare magazin de \u0163oale \u015fi am zis s\u0103-i ofer nevestei o partid\u0103 de cump\u0103r\u0103turi. Apoi, m-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 o invit la mas\u0103, \u00een restaurantul magazinului de mobil\u0103 din vecin\u0103tate, \u015fi \u0103la nou. \u015ei apoi mergem s\u0103 belim ochii la becule\u0163ele din centru. Sigur o dau pe spate \u015fi o s\u0103 m\u0103 fut, ca s\u0103 fie cercul complet. Ce meseria\u015f sunt io.<\/p>\n
Pe drum mi-am dat seama c\u0103 aura de guru al seduc\u0163iei \u00eemi scade. Acela\u015fi drum \u00eel aveau \u00eenc\u0103 vreo c\u00eeteva mii de berbeci. Nu conteaz\u0103, tot eu \u00ees mai \u015fmecher. Cele dou\u0103 ore parcurse \u00een gloat\u0103 mi-au dat ocazia s\u0103-mi storc creierii pentru alte idei adiacente planului ini\u0163ial.<\/p>\n
Gata, am ajuns, am parcat. Normal, c\u00e2t mai aproape de magazin. S\u0103 nu fie greu de c\u0103rat la final de sesiune. Bine, am c\u0103utat zeci de minute locul de parcare, dar merit\u0103. Cavalerul din mine \u00ee\u015fi permite acest timp. \u015ei ce zic eu ? Hai prin\u0163eso la mas\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i, m\u00e2nc\u0103m \u00een ora\u015f doar, nu ? Pfoai, ce mai fream\u0103t\u2026Planul func\u0163ioneaz\u0103. Las\u0103, mami, stau eu la coada asta de zeci de metri, te sun c\u00e2nd ocup o mas\u0103..\u015etiu ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci, du-te \u015fi devasteaz\u0103-le rafturile !<\/p>\n
Am m\u00e2ncat, am b\u0103ut, am rupt locul. Sunt mul\u0163umit de mine. Consoarta m\u0103 aduleaz\u0103. Hai la \u015foping ! Hai s\u0103 lu\u0103m \u0163oale ! De firm\u0103, normal. \u00cemi permit. Azi sunt romantic, ce pula mea. \u015ei d\u0103-i din coate, intr\u0103 \u00een turm\u0103, demoleaz\u0103 raftul ! Mam\u0103, e ca \u00een Occident. Mi s-a ridicat p\u0103rul de pe spate de bucurie, ce idee bun\u0103 am avut. Sigur m\u0103 fut disear\u0103. \u015ei \u00eenc\u0103 nu am terminat ziua. Cine \u015ftie, poate dau \u015fi o muie.<\/p>\n
Plec\u0103m. \u00cencepusem s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eengrijorez c\u0103 nu mai apuc\u0103m becule\u0163ele alea. \u015ei bradul \u0103la bestial din s\u00e2rm\u0103, de la Universitate. Hai, c\u0103 mergem. Turma r\u0103m\u00e2ne acolo. Ni\u015fte fraieri, nu au \u015ftiut c\u00e2nd s\u0103 vin\u0103. \u00cen centru, plin de lume..Mam\u0103, ce mi\u015fto. Uite, femeie, becule\u0163ele, lumea, centrul, fumul de la gr\u0103tare, jandarmii..S\u0103-mi bag, ce eveniment marf\u0103 ! E \u015fi la tv. Iar tu, prin\u0163eso, ai fost acolo. Este c\u0103 sunt meseria\u015f ? De aia m\u0103 iube\u015fti..Stai s\u0103 vezi acas\u0103 tot romanticul din mine. M\u0103 iubesc !\u201d<\/p>\n
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Eu nu \u00een\u0163eleg unde este criza financiar\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia. Exist\u0103 \u00een continuare blocaje \u00een trafic c\u0103tre centrele comerciale noi \u015fi vechi, exist\u0103 \u00een continuare magazine ticsite de oameni, exist\u0103 \u00een continuare v\u00e2nz\u0103ri. Sunt convins c\u0103 se va opri, la un moment dat, acest fenomen. Dar, deocamdat\u0103, mi se pare definitoriu pentru societatea noastr\u0103 de consum \u015fi de neoprit \u00een a fute banii aiurea sloganul urm\u0103tor, auzit \u00eentr-o reclam\u0103 la radio: \u201ewe wish you a happy shopping and a happy new dress\u201d. Ca s\u0103 nu mai spun de faptul c\u0103 mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun a \u00eenceput s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 apari\u0163ia din noiembrie. De c\u00e2teva ori, sub form\u0103 de urs, \u00eempachet\u00e2nd ciocolat\u0103 \u015fi servind sucuri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Scenariu posibil: \u201eS\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 am vrut s\u0103 fiu romantic. Am v\u0103zut io la tv c\u0103 se deschide nu \u015ftiu ce mare magazin de \u0163oale \u015fi am zis s\u0103-i ofer nevestei o partid\u0103 de cump\u0103r\u0103turi. Apoi, m-am …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[930,948,1322,1496,1946,2848,2898,2900,2981,3120,3393,3444,3450],"class_list":["post-1510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idei-fertile","tag-craciun","tag-criza","tag-fenomen","tag-gloata","tag-magazin","tag-restaurant","tag-romania","tag-romantic","tag-scenariu","tag-societate","tag-trafic","tag-turma","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}