{"id":1542,"date":"2008-11-17T11:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T09:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/11\/17\/ultra-mega-cimpanzei-desi-as-putea-jigni-bietele-animale\/"},"modified":"2008-11-17T11:51:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-17T09:51:00","slug":"ultra-mega-cimpanzei-desi-as-putea-jigni-bietele-animale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/11\/ultra-mega-cimpanzei-desi-as-putea-jigni-bietele-animale\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultra-mega cimpanzei. De\u015fi, a\u015f putea jigni bietele animale&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 mor io dac\u0103 &icirc;n\u0163eleg fenomenul &bdquo;ultras&rdquo;. Ce naiba &icirc;nseamn\u0103 ? Dac\u0103 sunt ultras m\u0103 duc la meci \u015fi-mi bag pula &icirc;n to\u0163i ? M\u0103 bat, m\u0103 fut &icirc;n gur\u0103 cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii cu pulanele \u015fi astfel sunt un fan cu cinci coaie ? Nici nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103d meciul, eu doar trebuie s\u0103 urlu ca s\u0103 m\u0103 aud\u0103 \u0103ia care se uit\u0103 la tv ? &Icirc;mi umplu gura cu muie \u015fi apoi o scuip peste stadion, doar s\u0103 m\u0103 aud\u0103 &bdquo;du\u015fmanii&rdquo; ? Frate, dac\u0103 nu te duci meci de meci la stadion \u015fi esti acolo cu echipa, tr\u0103g&acirc;nd de garduri \u015fi l\u0103s&acirc;ndu-\u0163i grupa de s&acirc;nge pe scaunele aruncate peste tot, nu e\u015fti fan ! E\u015fti s\u0103m&acirc;n\u0163ar, e\u015fti coclit, e\u015fti curv\u0103 ! Trebuie s\u0103 dai cu pumnul, nene, s\u0103 pleci cu salvarea, dac\u0103 se poate, \u015fi atunci e\u015fti cel mai mare fan &icirc;n via\u0163\u0103&hellip;\u0102la ultras trebuie tot timpul s\u0103-\u015fi fac\u0103 dreptate ! Ce dreptate, s\u0103-mi bag dac\u0103 pricep ?! &Icirc;\u015fi arat\u0103 meclele de maimu\u0163e &icirc;mbibate cu alcool, flutur&acirc;nd ca descreiera\u0163ii ni\u015fte buc\u0103\u0163i de textile colorate \u015fi afi\u015f&acirc;nd mesaje pline de ironie, izvor&acirc;te din creierii lor de frustra\u0163i. Termina\u0163ilor, cred c\u0103 era\u0163i &icirc;n stare s\u0103 v\u0103 bate\u0163i \u015fi &icirc;n scrot, &icirc;ntre voi, dac\u0103 nu ajungea\u0163i pe faian\u0163a de la baia comunal\u0103, l&acirc;ng\u0103 al\u0163ii asemenea vou\u0103. B\u0103h, \u015fi eu m\u0103 uit la fotbalul nostru de  c\u0103cat \u015fi am simpatii pentru un club sau altul dar nu m\u0103 spurc la meciuri ! Asta nu m\u0103 face, pro\u015ftilor, un suporter ?<\/p>\n<p>Mar\u015f, b\u0103i, &icirc;n Afganistan, carne de tun ce sunte\u0163i ! Urla\u0163i acolo c&acirc;t v\u0103 \u0163ine, poate v\u0103 &icirc;mpu\u015fc\u0103 cineva.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 mor io dac\u0103 &icirc;n\u0163eleg fenomenul &bdquo;ultras&rdquo;. Ce naiba &icirc;nseamn\u0103 ? Dac\u0103 sunt ultras m\u0103 duc la meci \u015fi-mi bag pula &icirc;n to\u0163i ? M\u0103 bat, m\u0103 fut &icirc;n gur\u0103 cu b\u0103ie\u0163ii cu pulanele \u015fi &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[188,280,1294,1322,1385,2787,3450,3464],"class_list":["post-1542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-educatie-fizica","tag-afganistan","tag-animal","tag-fan","tag-fenomen","tag-fotbal","tag-razboi","tag-tv","tag-ultras"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}