{"id":1583,"date":"2008-10-13T13:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T10:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/10\/13\/feriti-va-de-magarus-pardon-feriti-va-de-cal\/"},"modified":"2008-10-13T13:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T10:49:00","slug":"feriti-va-de-magarus-pardon-feriti-va-de-cal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/10\/feriti-va-de-magarus-pardon-feriti-va-de-cal\/","title":{"rendered":"Feri\u0163i-v\u0103 de m\u0103g\u0103ru\u015f ! Pardon, feri\u0163i-v\u0103 de cal !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dom&rsquo;le, cine spune c\u0103 poli\u0163ia nu-\u015fi face treaba, se &icirc;n\u015feal\u0103. Vigilen\u0163a acestor ap\u0103r\u0103tori ai legii este, de multe ori, invers propor\u0163ional\u0103 cu valoarea absolut\u0103 a IQ-ului dumnealor. Printre actele de stoicism ale purt\u0103torilor de capete de tinichea se num\u0103r\u0103, mai recent, recoltarea de probe pentru stabilirea alcoolemiei unui cal. Cal care, se spune &icirc;n ziarul de turm\u0103, ar fi accidentat un b\u0103tr&acirc;n &icirc;n timp ce conducea c\u0103ru\u0163a. Eu acum stau \u015fi m\u0103 &icirc;ntreb care ar putea fi urm\u0103rile acestui fapt. Probabil calului &icirc;i va fi suspendat permisul de conducere al oric\u0103rui fel de atelaj, i se va deschide dosar penal \u015fi ar putea fi obligat s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 desp\u0103gubiri familiei victimei. Ca s\u0103 nu mai zic de faptul c\u0103 &icirc;l  pa\u015fte &icirc;nchisoarea. Bine&icirc;n\u0163eles, dac\u0103 ar fi vreun cal de mah\u0103r totul s-ar putea mu\u015famaliza iar animalul ar sc\u0103pa doar cu o amend\u0103 simbolic\u0103, urm&acirc;nd s\u0103 terorizeze &icirc;n continuare uli\u0163ele patriei. M\u0103 bazez, totu\u015fi, pe integritatea poli\u0163i\u015ftilor care, sunt convins, nu ar accepta niciun fel de \u015fpag\u0103 (saci de ov\u0103z sau balo\u0163i de f&acirc;n, probabil) \u015fi ar face tot posibilul s\u0103 ajute inclusiv procurorii &icirc;n rezolvarea temeinic\u0103 a acestui caz. P&acirc;n\u0103 una alta, pentru pietonii de tip victime, pericolul se schimb\u0103: caii-putere pot deveni, iat\u0103, doar simpli cai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dom&rsquo;le, cine spune c\u0103 poli\u0163ia nu-\u015fi face treaba, se &icirc;n\u015feal\u0103. Vigilen\u0163a acestor ap\u0103r\u0103tori ai legii este, de multe ori, invers propor\u0163ional\u0103 cu valoarea absolut\u0103 a IQ-ului dumnealor. Printre actele de stoicism ale purt\u0103torilor de capete &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85],"tags":[148,248,2582,3143,3653],"class_list":["post-1583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brusturi-media","tag-accident","tag-amenda","tag-politie","tag-spaga","tag-ziare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}