{"id":163,"date":"2008-08-29T07:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T04:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/08\/29\/an-arab-at-airport\/"},"modified":"2008-08-29T07:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-29T04:31:00","slug":"an-arab-at-airport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/08\/an-arab-at-airport\/","title":{"rendered":"An arab at airport:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Name?<br \/>&#8211; Abdul AlRazhib.<br \/>&#8211; Sex?<br \/>&#8211; Three to five times a week.<br  \/>&#8211; No, no, I mean male or female.<br \/>&#8211; Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.<br \/>&#8211; Holy cow!<br \/>&#8211; Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.<br \/>&#8211; But isn\u2019t that hostile?<br \/>&#8211; Horse style, doggy style, any style!<br \/>&#8211; Oh dear!<br \/>&#8211; No, no, deer run too fast!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Name?&#8211; Abdul AlRazhib.&#8211; Sex?&#8211; Three to five times a week.&#8211; No, no, I mean male or female.&#8211; Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.&#8211; Holy cow!&#8211; Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.&#8211; But isn\u2019t that hostile?&#8211; Horse &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}